American Psycho Quotes

I have to ______ ____ __________.

My pain is ________ and _____, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone

I like to _______ _____. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Bateman: "Ask me a question."
Guy in club: "So, what do you do?"
B: "I'm into, uh, well, _______ and __________, mostly."
G: "Do you like it?"
B: "Well, it depends. Why?"
G: "Well, most guys I know who are in Mergers and Acquisitions really don't like it."

And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... _ ______ __ ___ _____.

Try getting a reservation at ______ now, you f****** stupid b******! You f****** b******!

I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in ____'_ _______.

You're a f****** ugly b****. I want to stab you to death, and then ____ ______ ____ ____ _____.

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final ____________ __________ ______.

Hey, I'm a child of _______, gimme a break!

Not the ____! You b****! Not the f****** ____, you piece of b**** trash!

There is a moment of _____ _____ when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your a******. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, ___ __. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Waiter: "Would you like to hear today's specials?"
Bateman: "Not if you want to keep your ______."

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a _________.

Luis: "Patrick, where did you get that overnight bag?"
Bateman: [Throws dead body in the trunk and slams it] "____ ____ ________."

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an _______ wave.

What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don't say ______ ________ again.

Kimball: "When was the last time you were with Paul Allen?"
Bateman: "We'd gone to a new musical called 'Oh Africa, Brave Africa'. It was a _____ ____."