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Borat's Kazakhstan National Anthem - Multiple choice
Can you complete the lyrics to the Kazakhstan National Anthem, as invented by Borat?
Some most cringeworthy lyrics have been tweaked or omitted
Kazakhstan's real anthem is here
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Last updated: March 26, 2019
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| First submitted | March 26, 2019 |
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| Average score | 66.7% |
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1.
Verse one: Kazakhstan, greatest _______ in the world
statues
✓
cities
✓
country
✓
kingdom
✓
2.
All the other countries are run by ___________
little girls
✓
twits and clods
✓
dumb dickheads
✓
real numb skulls
✓
3.
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
pencils
✓
potatoes
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pretzels
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potassium
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4.
Verse two: Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein __________
copper mine
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swimming pool
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city hall
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pretty girls
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5.
Its length thirty metre, width ____ metre
one
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no
✓
six
✓
more
✓
6.
______ system a marvel to behold
Military
✓
Metro
✓
Filtration
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Education
✓
7.
It remove 80% of solid human _____
thinking
✓
waste
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opposition
✓
space
✓
8.
Chorus: Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice _____
nation
✓
people
✓
race
✓
place
✓
9.
From plains of Tarashek to northern _____ of Newtown
fence
✓
side
✓
town
✓
part
✓
10.
Kazakhstan friend of all except ________
Uzbekistan
✓
Russia
✓
Turkmenistan
✓
China
✓
11.
They very nosey people, with ______ in their brain
bone
✓
water
✓
helium
✓
greed
✓
12.
Verse three: Kazakhstan, _______ best in world
potatoes
✓
industry
✓
wrestlers
✓
we are
✓
13.
We invented ______ and trouser belt
toothbrush
✓
toffee
✓
braces
✓
TV
✓
14.
Kazakhstan's ________, cleanest in the region
factories
✓
prostitutes
✓
town squares
✓
restaurants
✓
15.
Except of course for ___________'s
Uzbekistan
✓
Russia
✓
China
✓
Turkmenistan
✓
4 Comments
KingEureka
+5
Level 62
Jul 17, 2020
This is THE BEST quiz on Jetpunk.
nichster
+5
Level 55
Oct 30, 2020
Very nice quiz!
9OneOne
+1
Level 19
Jul 4, 2022
This is so good! I'll nominate and rate this 5/5!
WilderA
+1
Level 52
Feb 7, 2023
who is borat?
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