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Big Lebowski Quotes Quiz

Can you guess the missing words to these quotes from the movie "The Big Lebowski"?
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Last updated: December 2, 2019
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First submittedOctober 18, 2012
Times taken12,298
Average score54.5%
Rating4.24
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Character
Quote
Walter
I don't roll on Shabbos!
Walter
I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
Walter
Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element.
The Dude
That rug really tied the room together.
Walter
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
Walter
When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Walter
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Maude Lebowski
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
Walter
I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
The Stranger
Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
The Dude
His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
The Dude
This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Walter
Awww, **** it Dude. Let's go bowling.
Nihilist
We believe in nothing, Lebowski.
Brandt
Her life is in your hands.
The Dude
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
Donny
I'm throwin' rocks tonight!
Brandt
They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.
The Dude
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the **** Eagles, man!
Jeffrey Lebowski
The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?
Walter
Good night, sweet prince.
Maude Lebowski
He's a good man, and thorough.
+4
Level 65
Oct 25, 2012
100% with 4:09 remaining. I've seen that movie a lot.
+2
Level 66
Oct 25, 2012
You beat me by one second. (I've also seen it a lot, obviously).
+1
Level 65
Nov 25, 2012
*Nods* Far out, man.
+3
Level 77
Jul 25, 2016
Shut the f*** up Durstand!
+6
Level 51
Oct 25, 2012
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
+1
Level 78
Oct 25, 2012
Is there a Ralph's around here?
+7
Level 90
Apr 19, 2014
Great quiz, but the word the stranger is saying is "bear" though he pronounces it as "bar"
+2
Level 89
Aug 14, 2018
I always took it as drinking pun on a cowboy pronunciation.
+1
Level 49
May 27, 2016
Hey, this is a private residence, man!
+1
Level 49
May 17, 2017
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!
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Level 73
Aug 17, 2017
So many more great quotes here in the comments as well. Pretty much all the dialogue in that movie is quotable. It's really amazing.

I remember way too much dialogue from that movie without even trying to..."Uh, the In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose" ...

+3
Level 81
Feb 17, 2020
And was there anything of value in the car?

"Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase."

In the briefcase?

"Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers."

And what do you do, sir?

"I'm unemployed."

+1
Level 63
Sep 1, 2020
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the Creedence.
+6
Level 63
Feb 17, 2020
Need to accept "bear" as well as "bar".
+4
Level 70
Feb 17, 2020
Really have to accept "bear."
+1
Level 55
Feb 18, 2020
No Walter, it didn't look like Larry was about to crack.
+2
Level 67
Feb 19, 2020
Too bad the best quote in this whole movie of great quotes is unprintable here. You could always use the edited-for-TV version: "This is what happens when you French a stranger in the Alps."
+1
Level 69
Feb 24, 2020
This is far and away my favorite quiz on the site.
+1
Level 71
Oct 22, 2020
Toughest Q is currently at 33%. You want to increase the difficulty a tad, you could add

Knox Harrington: "It's Sandra about the _____."

[biennale]

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Level 58
Jun 22, 2021
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.. man
+1
Level 63
Sep 7, 2021
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town..
+2
Level 73
Feb 24, 2022
Well, uh, these "answers" are just, like, your opinion man.

I think I got 100%.

+2
Level 83
Apr 5, 2022
I'm shocked and disappointed that "nussing" isn't accepted
+1
Level 85
Sep 23, 2023
I was similarly disappointed. And I tried a couple of different spellings.