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Honest Corporate Slogans Quiz

If companies were brutally honest, these are the slogans they might use. Based on the slogan, name the product or brand.
Most of these come from honestslogans.com
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Last updated: May 20, 2014
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First submittedJanuary 24, 2014
Times taken18,058
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Honest Slogan
Company
When there's no coke
Pepsi
Australian for PBR
Foster's
Walmart for the middle class
Target
Try it out before buying it on Amazon
Best Buy
Find out who's pregnant or engaged today
Facebook
You're here for the cheddar biscuits
Red Lobster
On every sorority girl at every University
Ugg
Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
Delta
We're just going to keep
adding more blades
Gillette
You use them in your ears even
though we say not to
Q-tips
Honest Slogan
Company
It's OBVIOUSLY not delivery
DiGiorno
The game version of pure cocaine
Candy Crush
Sex quizzes. Sex tips. Sex facts
Cosmopolitan
Mask bad photos with filters
Instagram
$2000 Facebook machines
Apple
Always low class. Always
Wal-Mart
The aliens channel
The History Channel
The Italian version of Denny's
Olive Garden
Convince yourself you have
a terminal illness
WebMD
The browser you use
to download other browsers
Internet Explorer
buck1017
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Level 77
Jan 25, 2014
i buy most of them...not Olive Garden. I think it's a bit more classy than Denny's.
Quizmaster
+9
Level ∞
Feb 26, 2014
You might be right. According to the Onion, Olive Garden has been voted one of the top restaurants you can wear sweatpants to.
AllHailKingHomer
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Level 75
Dec 5, 2016
like
kalbahamut
+4
Level 82
Feb 26, 2014
a lot of these are pretty questionable, *or* they could be a lot of different things (like the game/cocaine one... that's just whatever game everybody is playing recently, I've heard at least two dozen games called crackthis or crackthat before; and the facebook clue... could be almost any gossip news site/source as well), but whatever.
plattitude
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Level 92
Feb 26, 2014
I think the quiz is based on an imagelist that I've seen circle the webz a few times over the years. Since it's made the rounds a few times, the composition of which companies are included and what their slogans are have changed over time. Couldn't find an example of the facebook one in my 30 seconds of searching but here is one that includes several of them, and this one has Candy Crush as well.
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Feb 26, 2014
According to the quiz they come from here, though the link above doesn't work. I understand it's a joke. Jokes don't have to be universally true.
Quizmaster
+1
Level ∞
Feb 27, 2014
Fixed the link. Thanks.
perrucci
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Level 56
Feb 26, 2014
Haha! No way! Olive Garden is definitely the lowest class of sit-down....unless you're from Texas or other parts of the south...then as I remember it's the best Italian in town and people actually have birthday parties there..haha!
ander217
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Level 75
Jan 14, 2015
We stopped at an Olive Garden in a dry county in Arkansas. At the door they asked if we wanted to be a member of their club. They said it didn't cost anything and there were no questionnaires to fill out, we only needed to let them put our name down on their book. We were totally puzzled by their request until someone behind us said, "It's so you can buy booze here. This county allows liquor to be served at private dinner clubs, and this is the loophole Olive Garden found so they can uncork their wine for you." I had to admire their inventiveness.
electricpenguin32
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Level 32
Jul 12, 2016
I wouldn't say "lowest" in my town it's the "nicest" restaurant we have LOL. You have to keep in mind there is Village Inn, Golden Corral, Ruby Tuesday, etc. There is a lot worse, trust. But Olive Garden is soooo overrated, can't believe people think it's fancy. It's an overpriced chain restaurant.
IsleAuHaulte
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Level 89
Jun 30, 2018
Two words: Macaroni Grille
hesasmartone
+1
Level 44
Feb 26, 2014
OWNED
electricpenguin32
+2
Level 32
Jul 12, 2016
I worked there, it's not. It's just expensive lol
speen2
+1
Level 66
Feb 18, 2014
Accept Victoria's Secret for sorority girls?? Ugg could be high school girls.
plattitude
+2
Level 92
Feb 26, 2014
Nah, Victoria's Secret's was "Lowering a woman's self esteem since 1977."
CountryDaisy
+1
Level 24
Feb 18, 2014
This was a really funny quiz. 18/20
BobSaget
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Level 78
Feb 26, 2014
The terminal illness clue made me laugh out loud.
CorkSpork
+1
Level 72
Feb 26, 2014
I did the same for Gillette and Walmart, too.
HalJordan2814
+1
Level 38
Aug 14, 2014
The browser one got me, even though I'd heard it before.
NorthernPower
+1
Level 28
Feb 26, 2014
Why is Walmart/Wal-Mart spelled differently please?
irish41
+4
Level 59
Feb 26, 2014
I kept trying "iPad," "MacBook," "Macintosh"... didn't think to just type "Apple"!

Also, I thought the Italian Denny's would be Fazoli's! Even though I like Fazoli's. :)

tschutzer
+2
Level 91
Feb 26, 2014
Same thing happened to me on the Apple one. Technically, there is no "machine" called an Apple. But the name of the company that makes those machines is definitely Apple, so the clue's right.
gio317
+1
Level 55
Mar 2, 2014
I did the same thing with fazolis! I thought I was definitely right
ander217
+2
Level 75
Jan 14, 2015
Fazoli's is definitely the answer for me. Much lower class than Olive Garden.
Professor
+1
Level 58
Mar 12, 2016
Fazolis is way better than Olive Garden
kevlarkev
+1
Level 62
Feb 26, 2014
Ancient Aliens is always on H2. Could you accept that for an answer? History is always showing Pawn Stars, Counting Cars, American Pickers, etc..
tschutzer
+1
Level 91
Feb 26, 2014
And Vikings!
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Feb 26, 2014
yeah, History is much more about dumb reality shows that have nothing at all to do with History these days. It used to be all Confederates and Nazis... and then for a while it was some aliens and some Jesus but mostly ghosts... and now it's the reality show BS.
Skymatone
+1
Level 59
Feb 26, 2014
Great Quiz

Needed a good midday laugh!

SpacemanSpiff
+1
Level 63
Feb 26, 2014
I've been in Denny's. I've been in Olive Garden. They just don't compare. Too many questions have multiple answers that would jive. Like luggage. Pick any airline.....
Quizmaster
+1
Level ∞
Feb 27, 2014
Man you are just full of complaints. Delta is the only possible correct answer if you read the clue carefully. Note the capital letters.
DiscoBayGolfer
+1
Level 79
Feb 27, 2014
They are not that far off either. The clue was hilarious. As for DELTA. They do suck but I got the answer from the capital letters.
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Feb 28, 2014
I didn't notice the letters but I got it just by guessing American airlines. There aren't that many of them.
jdmorgan
+2
Level 43
Feb 28, 2014
I tried tramp stamp, fraternity boy, and platnium blond hair dye for "on every sorority girl at every University". UGGs never came to mind...
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Feb 28, 2014
"Ugh"s were the first thing I guessed. Such a fashion tragedy...
queenmaeree
+1
Level 70
Apr 1, 2014
WebMD is completely 100% true. The only one I didn't get was the one for Uggs. The only thing I could think of was "tramp stamp."
dantheman22
+1
Level 32
Apr 8, 2014
I'm sorry, but who actually thinks uggs are "the things" that every sorority girl in college has on them? ... Tampax, condoms for starters...
burntfrost
+1
Level 48
May 22, 2014
It said "on," not "in."
shadow8it
+1
Level 25
May 4, 2014
i knew the Red Lobster one instantly. Absolutely perfect
burntfrost
+1
Level 48
May 22, 2014
I could hardly remember the name of that useless browser.
smartcookie17
+1
Level 45
Aug 9, 2014
I totally agree with the Red Lobster one. That is the ONLY thing I like, and the ONLY thing I can look forward to. If they got grilled cheese sandwiches, I'd be good with that, too, but until then... *zombie moans* CHEESE BISCUITS...
HalJordan2814
+1
Level 38
Aug 14, 2014
I think this is my favorite quiz on this site. Well done sir!
LadyScroop
+1
Level 65
Sep 14, 2014
I feel like the pregnant or engaged thing could also be any celebrity magazine or website, like US or People or TMZ. Maybe "find out every boring thing everyone you know is doing"?
steb26
+1
Level 54
Apr 21, 2015
Gosh I thought of so many things to be on sorority girls. Leggings, ball caps, college sweaters for colleges they don't go to, north face jackets, sperry's, a judgmental expression, entitlement, but for some reason I couldn't think of Uggs. I'm upset with myself.
punkybrewster
+1
Level 80
Jul 12, 2015
Olive Garden is the worst.
pkerr116
+2
Level 73
Jul 8, 2017
I tried 'Jetpunk' for game cocaine...oh well
ingriddurden
+1
Level 60
Oct 11, 2017
I could only come to a name for the cola. But the slogans made my day ! right on the spot... thanks for the laugh !
Tomasacre
+1
Level 23
Apr 13, 2018
Candy Crush isn't a company. King is the company that created candy crush, and I tried King and it didn't accept. Consider making "King" an acceptable alternative.
DASquarePeg
+1
Level 74
Jul 5, 2018
In the UK a Q-tip is more commonly known as a Cotton Bud - could this be added as a type-in, please?
OfficerDibble
+1
Level 80
Nov 30, 2018
Nah, this is about brands.
bart1645
+1
Level 71
Feb 24, 2019
Great quiz. Made me laugh out loud.
JohnnyYeet
+1
Level 57
May 22, 2020
No, Walmart is the Target for MiddleClass people
JustinH17
+1
Level 69
Jul 13, 2021
Lululemon should also an acceptable answer for sorority girls
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