Complete the quote - The Big Bang Theory

- Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. - Yeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested

You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich it’s just a small sandwich

Actually, Indian Monopoly is just like regular. Except the money is in rupees, and instead of hotels you build call centers

One cries because one is sad. I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad

If it’s "creepy" to use the internet, military satellites and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine I'm creepy

Soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur

I'm glad I got that mocha. And you know what else I'm glad about? I bought you a brownie and I ate it in the car

- You look beautiful. - Of course I do. I'm a princess and this is my tiara

I work there too. Not that anyone cares

What's the gist physicist

What’s the word hummingbird

- Is that the attitude to helped you get Penny? - No, but I don't have three years to make that gate feel sorry for me

- Hi. Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again? - Yeah, it's Penny eats our food, she can pay for Wi-Fi

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock mashes scissors, scissors decapitated lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizers rock, and as it always has; rock crushes scissors

If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both tragic and hysterical

I have learned what that request actually means and I don't want to be joined to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis