Movie Quotes 1990's Comedies

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There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

We've adopted Satan!

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.

You're so money and you don't even know it!

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

How many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store?

Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

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I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!

You're killing me Smalls!

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!"

Ooo, Behave!

Try and control the ball! Forget the ball, try and stay on your feet! Get out of the net, you're not a fish! Pester, you're in a different time zone!