Pord Wuzzle (Difficulty: Hard!)

Each pair of clues refers to a pair of answers that are the same aside from switching the first sound of each word (or switching the sounds of the first and one of the later syllables). Example: if the clue is "the back end of a warm garment or to carry a leafy vegetable" the answer could be "coattail" or "tote kale." Switch the C of coat and the T of tail to make Tote (carry) and Kale (a leafy vegetable). Typing either answer will get you the point.
sounds matter. not spelling.
Either answer will get you credit but only the first is displayed
I added some extra time if you want to google some of the more obscure stuff. It's not cheating if I give you permission!
Quiz by kalbahamut
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Last updated: August 29, 2014
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First submittedAugust 28, 2014
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A sow pasture or dish of ficus and Italian cheese?
pig farm
Shouting sorcerer or impressed reptile
loud wizard
Wealthy mover and shaker or excess lard around Fluffy's midsection
fat cat
Cool Parisian guy or what Americans like to do with animal fat
French dude
The boys from O Brother Where Art Thou or a swampy city of angel rapists
Soggy Bottom
Capital city or optical storage medium
DC
Cool sketch or command to chop up a strand of spaghetti
nice doodle
Hitting one out of the park or Attila, had he been born in the eternal city
home run
Electric wood cutting tool or evidence the dog found your key lime pie
power saw
Hint
Answer
Job made obsolete by automatic doors or what the show Roseanne could have used
doorman
The Wolverine or kosher Lex Luthor
Hugh Jackman
Favor asked of Dr Kevorkian or adjective for full European mammaries
kill me
Electrical problem or alternate pronunciation of leading cable news channel
no fuse
Actual founder of Christianity or to apply a new color to an Israeli king
Saint Paul
Electric pokemon or Hispanic girl dookie
Pikachu
Nemesis of high school janitors or friend who applies muck
chewing gum
South Asian capital or what some girls wanted to do after seeing the Hot in Herre video
New Delhi
Can't see distant objects or when a soothsayer was granted the title "Sir"
nearsighted
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Level 82
Aug 28, 2014
If you want an easier version of this just to get a feel for it, try this one

If you want something even harder, try this one instead.

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Level 69
Dec 1, 2015
Wow, I actually had an easier time with this one than I did with the first one. Maybe I'm just getting the hang of them!
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Level 82
Aug 28, 2014
Thanks to the user jat250 for the idea for one of these.
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Level 62
Aug 28, 2014
Only got 6 and my brain is fried! Very fun.
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Level 90
Aug 28, 2014
Some of these are tough, but this is a blast. And no way will I use Google!
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Level 82
Aug 29, 2014
I think some of these are tough even if you do use google. Especially on the Impossible Difficulty one... the clues are sometimes designed that way.
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Level 82
Aug 28, 2014
I'm flabbergasted nobody got the Pokemon one yet.
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Level 82
Aug 28, 2014
the reverse answer of which is hilarious if you shout it out in Pikachu's voice. Or, at least it seems that way right now. I could just be tired... actually I'm going to bed..
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Level 50
Aug 28, 2014
'Chica poo' has to be my favourite answer I've ever typed in on a quiz.
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Level 82
Aug 28, 2014
Chica chica! chiCA- Poooo!!!
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Level 66
Aug 28, 2014
Perhaps the first clue could be "A sow pasture" because I read it as "to sow pasture". I still wouldn't have gotten it.
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Level 82
Aug 29, 2014
As you wish.
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Level 75
Sep 25, 2014
Loved this one, it really made me think, although "gooing chum" seems a bit of a stretch.
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Level 82
Sep 25, 2014
stetchiness is one of the inherent properties of goo.
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Level 69
Dec 1, 2015
Boggy Sodom was my favorite.