Vatican City has won the best flag contest.
What did the drunk man say after losing his Ford car?
Why are jellyfish such terrible lovers?
A guy asks a girl “What is your birthday?” The girl replies with “March 1st”.
A student asks his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher replies with “Sing the alphabet first” The boy then sings “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ”. The teacher then asks “Where’s the P?” The student replies with…
A man stumbles across a traffic light that is stuck on red and will never turn green. He then texts his friend, who repairs traffic lights, but unfortunately…
An angry man intentionally tipped over a large container full of venomous snakes, which later killed him.
I heard McDonald’s has been killing bugs and frying them into this new food item.
I heard about a guy whose hair randomly turned gray.
My friend once told me about the time he vandalized tombstones.
I’ve heard that boron is the lamest element.
Friend 1 to Friend 2: “Hit me up later bro!” Then later…
Why would it be dangerous to scramble neon?
What did one piece of paper say when he saw another piece of paper being split in half?
Because it is a portmanteau of boring and moron.
Fair and square.
French flies.
He got punched in the lower jaw.
He kicked the bucket.
He then started walking like a soldier.
He was left on red.
He’d rather dye.
It was a grave mistake.
I’ve lost my Focus.
No, but toucan.
RIP.
Running down my leg!
Then there would be none.
They’re heartless.
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