The Tales of GrandOldLand

Blog Series by InfiniteBulk
A humorous and plot-driven story inspired by Malkiboy! Here, an untold story awaits the empire of GrandOldLand as it collides with JetPunk and the countries of JetPunkers themselves. Read chronologically so as to avoid confusion.

Long script book on how GrandOldLand conquered Canada. Don't miss out on Florida jinxing Texas on the quintuple jinx! I think this is my best story blog yet.

Well, well, well! I have continued the story of GrandOldMan's great empire (I liked the last one). Here, Malkiboy and GOM have a duel in which Malkiboy might win...but the Storian feels sympathy. Just note that no one else played a part in this fictional production.

You guys spoke out about wanting to be in the next GOL, so here you are. New countries: Republic of the Philippines (SirPhilippines), Porto (Portuguese city-state ruled by FaroPor), The Empire of Turnbacktwo (self-explanatory), and Pandoria (C'mon, if you don't get it...). Also, Vatican City was recently annexed by Italy. Malkiboy helped.

This story was very long, and I don't believe its length accomplished much. I had to work a lot for school which will be done in less than a month, so I apologize for such late release. I will be including Grandese in the next story, it's just trying to keep track of all of my JetPunk characters is unbearable enough. I am in need of a co-author.