40 Completely Random Quotes

Fill the missing words in these random quotes and aphorisms.
Names with * indicate that the person commonly credited never actually said it
Some quotes paraphrased
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Last updated: December 15, 2019
First submittedDecember 8, 2017
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Julius Caesar
I came, I saw, I conquered
Forrest Gump
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get
John Lennon
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Niccolò Machiavelli
It is far safer to be feared than loved
Queen Victoria *
We are not amused
John F. Kennedy
We choose to go to the Moon
Andy Warhol
In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes
Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ
Princess Diana
Well, there were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter
Sherlock Holmes
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains,
however improbable, must be the truth
Lord Acton
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely
Albert Einstein *
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results
The three most important things in real estate are location, location, location
Winston Churchill *
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation
with the average voter
Mae West *
A hard man is good to find
Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have a dream that my children will be judged
on the content of their character, not the color of their skin
Pablo Picasso *
Good artists copy, great artists steal
H. L. Mencken
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people
P. T. Barnum *
There's a sucker born every minute
Oscar Wilde *
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Dorothy Parker
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
Friedrich Nietzsche
God is dead
Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
Al Capone *
You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you
can with a kind word alone
Sigmund Freud *
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Percy Shelley
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings, look on my works ye mighty, and despair
John Betjeman
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do
Ernest Hemingway *
Write drunk, edit sober
Zen Proverb
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Eleanor Roosevelt *
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Theodore Roosevelt
Speak softly and carry a big stick
Atticus Finch
Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember
it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird
William Gibson
The future is already here - it's just not very evenly distributed
L. Ron Hubbard
If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way to do it
would be start his own religion
William Shakespeare
Cry "Havoc!", and let slip the dogs of war
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but
it says "Chicken by the Sea"
Level 72
Dec 8, 2017
Good quiz! (Especially the Machiavelli question, I like that dude). I think there‘s a problem with thhe Acton quote. I had to enter powerpower, but it accepts location (not repeted)
Level ∞
Dec 8, 2017
Level 77
Dec 9, 2017
Why is the Oscar Wilde quote starred? Isn't it from Lady Windermere's Fan?
Level 53
Feb 17, 2018
It absolutely is. Lord Darlington says it, in Act III, although it's phrased as the answer to "What is a cynic?" "A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." So Wilde didn't say it in quite the way it's presented here.
Level 62
Dec 9, 2017
New series starting I hope!
Level 78
Feb 16, 2018
Level 74
Dec 21, 2017
Looking forward to the sequel: 40 Slightly Random Quotes
Level 80
Feb 16, 2018
The word terrorism, when used correctly, is a description of a tactic. It is not a value judgment. Some freedom fighters might use the tactic of terrorism. Others might be better than that. I've heard the idiom before, it's just a stupid idiom.
Level 67
Feb 16, 2018
All these great names throughout history and then Jessica Simpson at the end... 😂
Level 80
Feb 16, 2018
a step down from Forrest Gump
Level 72
Feb 18, 2018
Although in general Jessica Simpson's words are not deserving of preservation for posterity, nor is the quote profound or even noteworthy as written, but the video footage of the scene (complete with her then-husband's absolutely stupefied expression), is such an epic example of human idiocy that it really deserves its place in the annals of history.
Level 37
Apr 23, 2018
^ Amen to that! - It is the one commercial that I could watch over an over again when I need a good laugh!
Level 89
Aug 20, 2018
But wasn't it Chicken OF the Sea? We don't have that brand here, but I seem to remember it being "of."
Level 62
Feb 16, 2018
For the Princess Diana one, I tried "automobile." Then I realized how stupid I was.
Level 80
Feb 17, 2018
Given what passes for a car in Europe that could actually make a lot of sense. Not that anyone would quote you for saying it...
Level 72
Feb 18, 2018
One would think the royals would have somewhat more spacious cars though!
Level 76
Feb 16, 2018
Too many people are lucky enough to never have been to Slough. While Betjamin put the words in a nice poem, it's everyone's natural reaction!
Level 61
Feb 18, 2018
Only knew Slough because of The Office.
Level 77
Feb 16, 2018
That Pablo Picasso quote was actually said by Igor Stravinsky first.
Level 49
Feb 16, 2018
Please accept clown car.
Level 72
Feb 18, 2018
Oh snap! I would have bet real money that "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans" was said by Ferris Bueller.
Level 69
Feb 18, 2018
Who else got some of these from Civ 4 technologies???
Level 64
Feb 20, 2018
I have realized after many quizzes, that I apparently obtained more knowledge from the Civ games than school.
Level 89
Feb 14, 2019
Funny how similar the Capone and Roosevelt quotes are...
Level 45
Jun 5, 2020
Why is the mockingbird quote attributed to Atticus Finch, while other quotes from fiction are attributed to the work's author?
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