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Anchorman Quotes

Fill in the quotes from the movie "Anchorman" - one of the most quotable movies of all time.
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First submittedSeptember 30, 2013
Last updatedApril 24, 2018
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Ron Burgundy
You stay classy, San Diego
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes
down, down into my belly
(warming up his voice) Unique New York
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying
news story. I need all of you to stop what you're
doing and listen. Cannonball!
By the beard of Zeus
Knights of Columbus, that hurt
I have many leather bound books and my
apartment smells of rich mahogany
(to his dog) You know I don't speak Spanish
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice
I'm in a glass case of emotion
Well, that escalated quickly
Brick Tamland
There were horses, and a man on fire, and I
killed a guy with a trident
I love lamp
I would like to extend to you an invitation
to the pants party
Brian Fantana
(talking about his cologne) It's made with bits of
real panther so you know it's good
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time
it works every time
Champ Kind
It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that
is a scientific fact
I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a
nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Veronica Corningstone
Take me to Pleasure Town
Jazz flute is for little fairy boys
level 51
Dec 27, 2013
100% with 2:41 remaining. By the hammer of Thor I'm good!
level 81
Nov 10, 2014
I just finished watching it and I got 10/21. It really wasn't my kind of a movie at all, but it was what was on.
level 66
Nov 21, 2017
"Anchorman, not Anchorlady - and that's a scientific fact" This quote didn't age well. Science and anatomy can't stop you from being whatever you want to be nowadays. You can be an anchorlady, a tank or a dragon if you feel like that's what you were born to be.
level 69
Apr 24, 2018
I think that you're missing the point of the movie.
level 62
Apr 24, 2018
I think you're missing the point of his joke
level 76
Apr 25, 2018
Considering some of the other things Pork has said on this site if he's going to start attempting humor now he's going to run afoul of Poe's Law almost immediately.
level 76
Apr 25, 2018
and the rest of the movie seemed progressive and forward thinking to you? It was just that one quote?
level 69
Apr 5, 2018
Great Quiz! Some more: “I immediately regret this decision.”, “Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.”,“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.'”, “Baxter, is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.”, “I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.”, “Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.”, “You look like a blueberry.” & “What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.”,
level 67
Apr 24, 2018
No touching of the hair or face; and that's it. You're a smelly pirate hooker
level 79
Apr 24, 2018
Is this a typo? "flute is for little fair boys" (should be 'fairy'?) I don't remember the quote so I'm not sure, but "fair boys" certainly doesn't seem to make sense.
level ∞
Apr 24, 2018
Yes, fixed.
level 68
Apr 24, 2018
I don't know if I agree that it's one of the most quotable movies of all time, but that could just be my general distaste for Will Ferrell talking.
level 49
Apr 25, 2018
How many academy awards did this movie win? Wow what an achievement in filmmaking.
level 83
Aug 3, 2018
Well to be fair, the Oscars have finally achieved what they've been trying to do for a couple decades, and become completely irrelevant as an indicator of good movies.
level 61
Apr 25, 2018
"It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion...Nothing to look at: go back to work everyone. Don't act like you're not impressed!"
level 27
Aug 24, 2018
i quote this movie all the time ... along with goldmember, monty python and the holy grail and men in tights ... lol