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April Fools' Quiz #2

Can you guess the 100% factual answers to these questions?
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First submittedFebruary 28, 2013
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Question
Answer
What type of fruit do many people miscategorize as a vegetable?
Tomato
What is the national animal of Canada?
Moose
What is 2 + 3 * 5 + 6?
31
Who signed an executive order banning Muslim immigration to the United States?
Donald Trump
What famous horror monster was brought to life by a mad doctor?
Frankenstein
What Italian leader was mostly bad, but at least made the trains run on time?
Benito Mussolini
What type of bird hides its head in the sand when threatened?
Ostrich
What sweetener, found in Diet Coke, has been shown to cause cancer?
Aspartame
What does the average man think about once every seven seconds?
Sex
What famous composer was killed by Antonio Salieri?
Wolfgang Mozart
What politically-correct term was devised by atheists to "take the Christ out of Christmas"?
X-mas
What common device has been show to cause brain cancer?
Cell Phones
According to science, what flying animal shouldn't be able to?
Bumblebee
What ancient civilization predicted that the world would end in 2012?
The Mayans
What famous traveler brought noodles from China to Italy?
Marco Polo
What Christmas plant can kill a cat or dog who eats it?
Poinsettia
What type of animal becomes enraged it it sees the color red?
Bull
In what sea would you find the countries of Bermuda and Bahamas?
Caribbean Sea
What beverage company created the modern image of Santa Claus?
Coca-Cola
What is the biggest country that starts with the letter A?
America
edol9
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Level 36
Mar 19, 2018
Slight typo on this question: What type of animal becomes enraged it *if* it sees the color red?
Quizzer6794
+6
Level 65
Apr 1, 2018
Slight typo on yours too - it should be: What type of animal becomes enraged it *it* *if* it sees it the color red?
Conservatopia
+3
Level 31
Mar 26, 2018
Who else thinks that everybody posting dumb comments on this quiz should have their JetPunk levels reset to zero?
Milezinator
+3
Level 71
Apr 1, 2018
nah cuz jetpunk is a widely international community so a lot of people didnt get it because they dont know much english or dont know what april fools is
Jacktheguy
+19
Level 89
Apr 1, 2018
Current stats as of April 1, 2018

People who didn't understand the point of the quiz and proceeded to complain: 28

People who called out their stupidity: 63

People who expressed their enthusiasm for people not paying attention (and the hilarious replies): 50

People debating over where tomatoes belong in the food groups: 21

People who don't understand math: 27

Other random crap: 63

*Numbers may be inaccurate depending on your POV.

Jacktheguy
+3
Level 89
Apr 1, 2018
There's no point to this comment, by the way. Just something for fun.
quizzling
+1
Level 56
Apr 1, 2018
OK
Conservatopia
+1
Level 31
Apr 6, 2018
Needs updating already Jack.

Crazies gonna crazy.

Milezinator
+2
Level 71
Apr 1, 2018
thank you for doing this
pcarron
+1
Level 55
Apr 1, 2018
This is incredible, thank you.
roleybob
+1
Level 75
Oct 22, 2018
Can we have a tally for 'people categorising the people who posted', or is that already included in 'other random crap'?
roleybob
+1
Level 75
Nov 28, 2018
I'm not being sarcastic by the way - this is very entertaining
quizzling
+1
Level 56
Apr 1, 2018
It wouldn't accept Coca Cola, You need the "-"
ander217
+1
Level 75
Apr 1, 2018
It accepts coke.
quizzling
+1
Level 56
Apr 2, 2018
I know that because I typed "coke" after "coca cola"
roleybob
+1
Level 75
Oct 24, 2019
Jetpunk ignores punctuation so either coca cola works or coca-cola doesn't
mrnafe
+2
Level 82
Apr 1, 2018
The indignant comments are the best thing about these April Fool quizzes.
Fresco3
+1
Level 68
Apr 1, 2018
Dammit! I was trying AspartaNe.

:(

Timothy2b
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Level 58
Apr 1, 2018
Ok so using PEMDAS 2 + 3 x 5 + 6 becomes 23 not 31. Second of all, the Mayans didn't predict the world would end, their calendar just ended because they believed humanity would enter a new era starting in 2012. Third, Bahamas and Bermuda don't touch the Caribbean Sea, the are in the Atlantic. Last but not least, America is a not a country, the United States of America is.

But yeah, good April fools joke

stromae
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Level 70
Apr 1, 2018
this is April fools you fool
RobNobody
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Level 76
Apr 1, 2018
Wait, if you understood that it was an April Fools joke, why did you bother to correct some of the answers? And if you just wanted to make sure the correct information was out there, why didn't you correct ALL of them?
TacoJohn1267
+1
Level 51
Apr 1, 2018
Oh man, you must dumb down to the average human intelligence to actually beat the quiz. I'm so sad... but great quiz and concept!
naughtynick
+1
Level 34
Apr 1, 2018
All you Americans are wrong about one thing. It is MATHS not math, short for mathematics ! oh and the answer is ? ......... who gives a damn.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Apr 5, 2018
It's not mathsematics. And mathematics is not plural anyway, it just happens to end in "s."
TWM03
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Level 70
Aug 17, 2018
Well, it is uncount. It has some features of a singular noun and some of a plural. But if I had to say which, I'd say singular.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Apr 1, 2019
Right, so, turning it in to "maths", on the assumption that because it ends in "s" means that it's plural, is wrong. It would be similar to abbreviating "economics" as "econs" instead of just "econ"
samiamco
+2
Level 69
Sep 4, 2018
But you don't go to sciences class, or histories class, or Englishes class… so why "maths"?? American for the Q.E.D.!
IBQ
+1
Level 40
Apr 1, 2018
The maths question is wrong so is the largest country.

Please correct, there can't be two wrong answers just as it's April fools day

Milezinator
+5
Level 71
Apr 1, 2018
every question is wrong. I like how you knew it was april fools and still didn't get the point.
Conservatopia
+1
Level 31
Apr 6, 2018
I think he's kidding.
stromae
+2
Level 70
Apr 1, 2018
it should be "What type of animal becomes enraged IF it sees the color red?"
stubart409
+1
Level 67
Apr 1, 2018
31! Bummer! I tried 55 and 33. I even got desperate and tried the right answer -- 23. If I'd only turned around the method I'd used to get 33 I would have got it.
violinbebe
+1
Level 44
Apr 1, 2018
31 is not the correct answer. Multiplication goes before addition, making the answer 23.
Conservatopia
+4
Level 31
Apr 6, 2018
Sigh...
samiamco
+3
Level 69
Sep 4, 2018
It's good you caught the one single error in this quiz.
roleybob
+2
Level 75
Oct 29, 2019
No, you do them in alphabetical order, so it would be:

2+3*5+6

= 2+3*11 (as 5 is the first alphabetically)

= 2+33 (as 11 is first alphabetically)

= 35

Milezinator
+9
Level 71
Apr 1, 2018
this whole comment section would fit perfectly in r/woooosh
postwaste
+10
Level 85
Apr 1, 2018
Idiot. Murica starts with a m
Drinker
+1
Level 66
Apr 1, 2018
Jaja nice quiz though. I think incredible that America is a common answer for some people, 'cause outside USA, America is clearly a continent itself, divided between north and south. It has no space for misunderstandings.
camus
+4
Level 78
Apr 1, 2018
My Argentinian relatives would agree with you. In Central Europe, however, people often call the USA "America". (kalbahamut might stop by here and explain that your life has been a lie)
Geogbuff
+1
Level 51
Apr 1, 2018
I will echo previous comments--at least two wrong answers given. "America" is not a country. Australia is the correct answer. And, for the math problem, look up or google PEMDAS. Answer is 23. How in the world did you get 31?
bebn123
+6
Level 59
Apr 2, 2018
I think the better question is:

How in the world did you manage to read the comments saying that Australia and 23 were the proper answers, yet miss practically every other comment?

Cog
+1
Level 75
Jun 5, 2018
I'm sure there are more comments about this quiz being an April Fools, so how did you miss them?
trekbmc
+1
Level 15
Apr 1, 2018
That was confusing, questions like the one about tomatoes, ostriches and Marco Polo and Santa were correct, but then there were also strewn through some randomly incorrect ones like America and the maths were incorrect.

Then some were misconceptions that were proved wrong, like the Bumble Bee one.

I'm not sure if it makes sense for April Fools or not :P

ILikeQuizes
+3
Level 63
Apr 2, 2018
Might want to research your facts a bit more
RobNobody
+2
Level 76
Apr 2, 2018
It makes sense if you look up some of those "correct" answers....
stone222
+1
Level 48
Oct 27, 2018
ostriches do not bury their heads, just hold them very low
ander217
+8
Level 75
Apr 1, 2018
Thank you, QM, for my new word today - cromulent. Never heard that one before. I'd also like to nominate this comment section for inclusion in the Jetpunk Hall of Fame.
calvord
+1
Level 63
Apr 2, 2018
Bermuda is outside the boundary of the Caribbean. Technically, America is not a country. There are two Americas and each is a continent.
Cog
+4
Level 75
Jun 5, 2018
Did you notice any other mistakes?
gamingrat64
+1
Level 15
Apr 2, 2018
first of all it is united states of america not 'America' . so the largest country by letter A would be Australia and by the way bulls are colorblind taking any cloth any waving it in their face will enrage them.
Conservatopia
+5
Level 31
Apr 6, 2018
You're kidding!! Somebody tell QM that two of his answers on this quiz are incorrect! Good catch dude!
skiesboy
+6
Level 65
Apr 2, 2018
It took me a while to get the maths question, and also to try and throw out incorrect answers was fun, if challenging. Can we please accept Africa for the largest country, it's bigger than America at the end of the day, he he he :P
skiesboy
+3
Level 65
Apr 2, 2018
And our last King of Africa was of course Nelson Mandela.
Cog
+2
Level 75
Jun 5, 2018
Yeah but people don't call Africa a country like they do with America
Sifhraven
+1
Level 67
Dec 30, 2018
They do. Americans just might not notice it because it is not about them
nicholasharbison
+1
Level 75
Apr 2, 2018
Fun! I do think the cell phone question should be altered though since the scientific reports released a few days ago show evidence for brain cancer in rats.
RobNobody
+10
Level 76
Apr 2, 2018
Just to correct the wrong answers on this wrongest of all quizzes:The potatoThe MountieThe correct order of operations is to go backwards, so the answer is actually 35The EO actually banned Muslim imitation, i.e. people pretending to be MuslimsFrankenstein's creator did not actually have a doctorateRoberto BenigniOstriches actually maintain a fully-stocked safe room in which to hideThe cancer is actually from the aluminum can's radiationThe futility of existenceAaron CopelandHanukkah[continued in next comment]
RobNobody
+9
Level 76
Apr 2, 2018
[continued]Cell phones actually cause lung cancer, but only when powdered and inhaledBumblebees do not actually fly, they simply have a neutral buoyancy in airThe EmmerichsCarmen Sandiego, who also stole the beans from LimaThe aluminum Xmas treeThe bull is in reality mad about what the matador said about his motherIt is properly spelled "Carribean"Coke was framed for this by the Dr. Pepper companyArussiaQuizmaster, please make sure this sloppiness does not happen again. You can't expect us to do all the fact-checking for you!
Ilovequizzes1993
+1
Level 45
Apr 2, 2018
Grammatical error in the sentence "What type of animal becomes enraged it it sees the color red?" The word it appears twice. It should say "What type of animal becomes enraged if it sees the color red?"
jd1983
+1
Level 32
Apr 3, 2018
I am confused by this quiz since some of the answers are actually right and some ar april fools answers. Next time make sure all answers are factually right or all of them are april fools... Not a mix of both
Cog
+4
Level 75
Jun 5, 2018
Well fyi, they are all incorrect
JackintheBox
+2
Level 79
May 4, 2019
Which of the answers did you think were correct?
al314
+2
Level 89
Apr 3, 2018
I promised myself I wouldn't read the comments this year, but here I am.
MosaicalMusicWarrior
+1
Level 14
Apr 3, 2018
I know it's an April Fools quiz but still I just thought people should know the Aztecs predicted that the world would end in December 2012
cryingbook
+5
Level 67
Apr 5, 2018
The best part about all these comments is that they're SO adamant and haughty about being smarter than everyone else, but they're so dumb that they've missed the ENTIRE point of the quiz.

Also the largest "A" country is not America, Africa is larger.

Margles1
+1
Level 41
Apr 5, 2018
Fruits have seeds. Vegetables don’t. A tomato has seeds. A tomato 🍅 is a fruit.
roleybob
+5
Level 75
Jun 1, 2018
You're a fruit
yodasocko
+2
Level 45
Jul 6, 2018
You're a towel.
roleybob
+1
Level 75
Aug 7, 2018
Go away, I'm walkin' on sunshine
SpicyChicken
+1
Level 34
Apr 30, 2018
The math question is NOT RIGHT omg
Quizmaster
+7
Level ∞
Apr 30, 2018
No it's definitely correct. So are the other questions.
roleybob
+1
Level 75
Sep 12, 2018
And the answers too
HaroldHecuba
+1
Level 40
Jun 24, 2018
Bulls charge at the motion of the cape, not the colour red. They are colourblind.
samiamco
+5
Level 69
Sep 4, 2018
It's a good thing you caught that one error!
MiriamB
+1
Level 28
Aug 24, 2018
Is America a country?
TWM03
+5
Level 70
Sep 15, 2018
A Murrica is a country. "America" is just a politically correct wrong spelling designed to make fun of Christians.
pianos
+1
Level 54
Dec 24, 2018
Wrong spelling in the question
Quizmaster
+3
Level ∞
Dec 25, 2018
No, everything on this quiz is 100% accurate.
Sifhraven
+1
Level 67
Dec 30, 2018
Merry y-mas (the correct atheist term for Christmas)
Jiaozira
+2
Level 70
Apr 1, 2019
You're telling me Antarctica isn't a country??
JoanSR
+1
Level 74
Apr 1, 2019
It is, but all its inhabitants are foreigners who slip through customs
Kahikatea
+3
Level 76
Apr 2, 2019
This is wrong! Merica doesn't start with A!
JackintheBox
+1
Level 79
May 4, 2019
For question #5 the answer isn't Frankenstein, it's Mr Hyde (created by Dr Jekyll)
JackintheBox
+1
Level 79
May 4, 2019
For question #11, the answer isn't X-mas, it's Yuletide.
JackintheBox
+1
Level 79
May 4, 2019
For question #12, I'm pretty sure the correct answer is headphones.
JackintheBox
+1
Level 79
May 4, 2019
For question #16, shouldn't the answer be holly? or mistletoe?
JackintheBox
+1
Level 79
May 4, 2019
For question #18, should the correct answer be the Atlantic Sea? Also I'm pretty sure Bermuda isn't a country; it should be an overseas colony of America, if I'm correct.
JackintheBox
+1
Level 79
May 4, 2019
Haha, for question #19, I thought the answer was KFC! :D
JackintheBox
+1
Level 79
May 4, 2019
Also, for question #20, if Antarctica isn't a country, what is it then????
JackintheBox
+1
Level 79
May 4, 2019
By the way, in question #17 the first word 'it' should be changed to 'if'.
FadKrashmor
+1
Level 71
May 5, 2020
Do be careful now, mistletoe genuinely is toxic, don't try eating it at home kids.
Bdubz
+2
Level 43
May 23, 2019
It's frustrating when you know the real answer but not the common misconception.
Fuse
+2
Level 77
Jan 23, 2020
Bermuda is not a country! It is a British Overseas Territory owned by Britain.
roleybob
+2
Level 75
Feb 7, 2020
Take a deep breath, then retake the quiz and see whether you notice anything amiss.
morcaca
+2
Level 59
Jan 22, 2021
I wouldn't blame you if you got the America question wrong

but only if you answered with "Africa".

Mololly
+2
Level 55
Apr 1, 2021
Can someone post a list of the real correct answers?
AlexThirkell
+3
Level 75
Feb 8, 2023
I'll try...

1. Tomatoes are both

2. Beaver

3. 23

4. It wasn't aimed at Muslims generally

5. "the creature" or similar is used by Dr Frankenstein to describe his creation

6. It's a myth about the trains, and Mussolini was more than "mostly" bad

7. Myth

8. Not sure, I assume it doesn't cause cancer?

9. It varies

10. Myth / rumour started after Mozart's early death, since he disliked Salieri during his lifetime

11. X-mas has been used by Christians for a long time; "Newtonmas" would be a correct answer here

12. Cell phones don't cause brain cancer

13. Bumblebees can and should fly

14. Myth, the Maya calendar is still counting and indeed still in use in parts of Mexico and Guatemala, and will continue for about another 2,700 years. Then the world will end

15. Myth

16. Myth, but don't eat poinsettia or feed it to pets

17. It's not the colour red that enrages bulls, it's being constantly stabbed and slowly killed in an ultra-stressful environment

18. Atlantic "sea"

19. Myth

20. Australia

reverendmeat
+2
Level 80
Feb 13, 2023
18 is also a twofer as Bermuda is not a country.

Also for 10, the Mozart/Salieri feud was pretty much made up, "Amadeus" is still a great movie tho

Stellacampus
+1
Level 70
Jun 21, 2023
11. X was the first letter in Christ in Greek (Chi).

18. Bermuda isn't a country and the Bahamas are in the Lucayan Sea.

Pearl2270
+1
Level 79
Dec 3, 2023
The number of comments illustrating a complete lack of understanding of what is going on in this quiz is...concerning to say the least lol.
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