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Family Guy Theme Song Lyrics

Name all the words to the "Family Guy" theme song.
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Last updated: May 3, 2016
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First submittedMarch 8, 2013
Times taken70,243
Average score83.6%
Rating4.28
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Lyric
It
seems
today 
that
all
you
see
is
violence
in
Lyric
movies
and
sex
on
TV
But
where
are
those
Lyric
good
old
fashioned
values
on
which
we
used
to
Lyric
rely
Lucky
there's
a
family
guy
Lucky
there's
a
Lyric
man
who
positively
can
do
all
the
things
that
Lyric
make
us
laugh
and
cry
He's
a
family
guy
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Level 59
May 26, 2013
Hahaha. The last three lyrics I got were the three least guessed out of all of them. Awesome quiz!
+1
Level 61
May 28, 2013
Really had to think to get some af the small words, whilst singing the song through several times of course!!
+3
Level 15
May 28, 2013
I always thought it was "but we're at those good old fashioned values" Lol but it's "where are those". awesome quiz :)
+23
Level 41
Jan 2, 2018
that doesn't even make sense
+2
Level 35
Jun 7, 2013
I failed because i forgot 'there's' and 'He's, if you as me should just be 'there' + 'is' and 'he' + 'is'. Because there's and he's are not one word!
+3
Level 25
Aug 3, 2013
Nope
+20
Level 56
Aug 29, 2016
This may be the stupidest complaint I have ever seen on this site.
+5
Level 74
Dec 4, 2020
Be nice
+1
Level 68
Feb 5, 2021
I got the answer right, but I completely agree. "He's" and "there's" are two words each.
+3
Level 75
Nov 18, 2022
But they're one word each in the song, otherwise it would be incorrect
+1
Level 35
Mar 5, 2024
If those are two words then goodbye is four words
+8
Level 39
Aug 17, 2013
It sounds like for the first season its "effin cry" but in season 4 it begins to sound like laugh and cry and yes, it does talk about that in the show where Brian is drunk and he yells at Stewie, "eh whatever you and your effin cry or laugh and cry or whatever"
+4
Level 41
Jan 2, 2018
that's peter that's drunk and says that
+1
Level 63
Jan 30, 2014
Awesome, sang along right away.
+1
Level 22
Aug 17, 2014
Wow, I've messed up some lyrics in my time, but this one is obviously "laugh and cry." I'm surprised this is even a thingp; that is was even addressed by the show! No offense, but the short "a" sound is so plain to hear, guys!

Anyway, quiz on and good luck.

+2
Level 37
Nov 27, 2014
My hearing isn't what it used to be - I really thought they were saying "Happy is a family guy..."
+1
Level 77
Dec 10, 2014
You should've told us to read from up to down instead of from left to right. I know the song, but had forgotten it so tried to guess and couldn't make any sense of sentences!
+1
Level 34
Feb 11, 2015
I watch it dubbed so I had to guess.
+1
Level 32
Apr 30, 2015
100% with 2:35 minutes left! easy peasy
+1
Level 45
Feb 9, 2016
It should be "glady" there's a man who not "lucky there's a man who. This is incorrect
+12
Level 67
Aug 26, 2016
No it isn't. You are incorrect.
+1
Level 45
Sep 29, 2016
I just listened to the theme song and I can hear them say Gladly clear as day.
+3
Level 41
Jan 2, 2018
then your have awful hearing
+2
Level 78
Aug 26, 2016
51%, and I´ve never ever heard this song. Funny quiz, nonetheless.
+1
Level 85
Aug 26, 2016
Just as I was in the middle of this quiz I heard the theme song actually play on my flatmate's TV downstairs. Excellent.
+1
Level 67
Aug 27, 2016
Finished with exactly 2 minutes left. A very clever theme song when you think about it. My favourite show is either the Y2K bug or the legalise pot episode with the 'Bag of Weed' song.
+1
Level 45
Sep 29, 2016
There should not be the word LUCKY twice in the lyrics. It should be Lucky there's a family guy, GLADLY there's a man who. Not LUCKY there's a man who.
+3
Level 80
Apr 30, 2018
They should probably change the song, I'm sure you care more than they do.
+1
Level 48
Dec 23, 2016
I always thought that the word "us" should have been "you" because it rhymes with the previous lyric.
+2
Level 77
May 1, 2022
They already took care of that in the previous two lyrics:

"Lucky there's a man WHO"

"Positively can DO"

This mimics the beginning:

"It seems today that all you SEE"

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"

My guess is that making a third rhyme following "who" and "do" would disrupt the style of the lyrics.

+1
Level 45
May 22, 2017
Nice knew all of them on second try, first try I couldt spell "Which" right wich was the only mistake. I spelled it "wich". Close enough.
+1
Level 44
Mar 7, 2018
LOL why did I miss the opening lines? I froze and couldnt remember them at all LOL
+1
Level 48
Mar 17, 2019
Family Guy is my favorite anime
+1
Level 67
Apr 26, 2019
Sameee.
+1
Level 67
Apr 26, 2019
Lol 2:52 remaining. Fun quiz. There should be a lot more of these.
+1
Level 18
May 20, 2019
At the end i thought it was "He's our family guy!" not "He's a family guy"
+3
Level 43
Jun 14, 2019
stopped watching in 2006 and i still know all the words.
+2
Level 57
Mar 24, 2021
I hate these lyrics.
+1
Level 52
Apr 26, 2021
i always thought it was lucky as a family guy
+2
Level 77
May 1, 2022
Isn't "old-fashioned" a hyphenated term (and therefore one word)?
+1
Level 37
Jan 5, 2023
Finished in 1:08.
+1
Level 46
Feb 15, 2023
accept "fasioned" for "fashioned" that messed me up this time
+2
Level 16
Feb 19, 2023
learn to spell
+1
Level 41
Mar 10, 2023
Surprised I got it all on the first try. Heard the song plenty of times but always misheard the lyrics
+1
Level 35
Jun 12, 2023
I knew this song would help me someday :D