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Family Guy Theme Song Lyrics

Name all the words to the "Family Guy" theme song.
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Last updated: May 3, 2016
First submittedMarch 8, 2013
Times taken41,436
Rating4.12
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Lyric
It
seems
today 
that
all
you
see
is
violence
in
Lyric
movies
and
sex
on
TV
But
where
are
those
good
Lyric
old
fashioned
values
on
which
we
used
to
rely
Lucky
Lyric
there's
a
family
guy
Lucky
there's
a
man
who
positively
Lyric
can
do
all
the
things
that
make
us
laugh
and
Lyric
cry
He's
a
family
guy
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level 32
May 6, 2013
this is an awesome quiz :)
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level 50
May 26, 2013
Hahaha. The last three lyrics I got were the three least guessed out of all of them. Awesome quiz!
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level 14
May 26, 2013
Please tell me I'm not the only one who always thought it was "Effin' cry"...
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level 76
Dec 11, 2015
Officially, it's laugh and cry - but I'm convinced they intentionally recorded it to sound otherwise - or at least ambiguous.
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level 66
May 11, 2016
Seth MacFarlane said in an interview around the time the show originally debuted that it was originally supposed to be "effin' cry", but the network wouldn't allow it, so they changed it to "laugh and cry", but when he recorded that line, he made it sound as ambiguous as he could get away with.
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level 66
Aug 26, 2016
It kind of is, except that they got in trouble with the FCC for even hinting at the F word, so they "officially" made it "laugh and cry" without changing the jingle at all. The captions now say "laugh and cry".
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level 50
Aug 29, 2016
I thought is was death and crime the first couple of times
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level 46
Sep 6, 2016
Yep. Totally thought that.
+1
level 38
Dec 7, 2016
same
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level 53
May 28, 2013
Really had to think to get some af the small words, whilst singing the song through several times of course!!
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level 16
May 28, 2013
I always thought it was "but we're at those good old fashioned values" Lol but it's "where are those". awesome quiz :)
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level 45
Jan 2, 2018
that doesn't even make sense
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level 33
Jun 7, 2013
I failed because i forgot 'there's' and 'He's, if you as me should just be 'there' + 'is' and 'he' + 'is'. Because there's and he's are not one word!
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level 28
Aug 3, 2013
Nope
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level 54
Aug 29, 2016
This may be the stupidest complaint I have ever seen on this site.
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level 34
Aug 17, 2013
It sounds like for the first season its "effin cry" but in season 4 it begins to sound like laugh and cry and yes, it does talk about that in the show where Brian is drunk and he yells at Stewie, "eh whatever you and your effin cry or laugh and cry or whatever"
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level 45
Jan 2, 2018
that's peter that's drunk and says that
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level 61
Jan 30, 2014
Awesome, sang along right away.
+1
level 28
Aug 17, 2014
Wow, I've messed up some lyrics in my time, but this one is obviously "laugh and cry." I'm surprised this is even a thingp; that is was even addressed by the show! No offense, but the short "a" sound is so plain to hear, guys! Anyway, quiz on and good luck.
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level 44
Nov 27, 2014
My hearing isn't what it used to be - I really thought they were saying "Happy is a family guy..."
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level 82
Dec 10, 2014
You should've told us to read from up to down instead of from left to right. I know the song, but had forgotten it so tried to guess and couldn't make any sense of sentences!
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level 37
Feb 11, 2015
I watch it dubbed so I had to guess.
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level 27
Apr 30, 2015
100% with 2:35 minutes left! easy peasy
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level 44
Feb 9, 2016
It should be "glady" there's a man who not "lucky there's a man who. This is incorrect
+4
level 61
Aug 26, 2016
No it isn't. You are incorrect.
+1
level 44
Sep 29, 2016
I just listened to the theme song and I can hear them say Gladly clear as day.
+2
level 45
Jan 2, 2018
then your have awful hearing
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level 71
Aug 26, 2016
51%, and I´ve never ever heard this song. Funny quiz, nonetheless.
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level 75
Aug 26, 2016
Just as I was in the middle of this quiz I heard the theme song actually play on my flatmate's TV downstairs. Excellent.
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level 57
Aug 27, 2016
Finished with exactly 2 minutes left. A very clever theme song when you think about it. My favourite show is either the Y2K bug or the legalise pot episode with the 'Bag of Weed' song.
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level 44
Sep 29, 2016
There should not be the word LUCKY twice in the lyrics. It should be Lucky there's a family guy, GLADLY there's a man who. Not LUCKY there's a man who.
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level 71
Apr 30, 2018
They should probably change the song, I'm sure you care more than they do.
+1
level 45
Dec 23, 2016
I always thought that the word "us" should have been "you" because it rhymes with the previous lyric.
+1
level 20
May 22, 2017
Nice knew all of them on second try, first try I couldt spell "Which" right wich was the only mistake. I spelled it "wich". Close enough.
+1
level 22
Aug 18, 2017
55/55 with 2:43 to spare.
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level 49
Mar 7, 2018
LOL why did I miss the opening lines? I froze and couldnt remember them at all LOL
+1
level 53
Mar 17, 2019
Family Guy is my favorite anime
+1
level 38
Apr 26, 2019
Sameee.
+1
level 38
Apr 26, 2019
Lol 2:52 remaining. Fun quiz. There should be a lot more of these.
+1
level 19
May 20, 2019
At the end i thought it was "He's our family guy!" not "He's a family guy"
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level 43
Jun 14, 2019
stopped watching in 2006 and i still know all the words.