oooohh.... zamboni... I was thinking you were looking for the guy who invented Italian ice... sometimes called shaved ice or Hawaiian ice I think. basically very finely crushed ice with sugary syrup poured over top of it. If I was thinking of ice skating or hockey then I would have gotten that one.
We can do without pejorative terms like "arch-Conservative". Conservative works just fine. Unless you want to say "Flaming leftist" with Nancy Pelosi to make it balanced.
And since I didn't get Atlas, you should probably add him. ;)