Sarah was the half-sister of Abraham in the Bible, so apparently the Greek gods weren't the only ones who didn't frown upon family trees which didn't fork.
Celebrities are so inherently smart and insightful. Just look at the stupid names they give to their kids. At least it'll give them something to talk about with their fellow patients when they are finally old enough to need rehab.
The reason why she's "famous" is because she got pregnant as a teen at the same time her mother was running under a family values campaign. I'm sure you can predict what happened next: the left hyped it up in the media to attack Sarah Palin.
Oh God, I might be retarded. I missed "Jesus" because after reading names like "North West" and "Blue Ivy Carter", I just brushed it off as being the name of some celebrity's child.