Trojan Rabbit Badger Horse
From the post sci-fi/horror book called: "Can you imagine offline?"
(I don't have data btw, I only have internet when there is wifi, but that is in most of the places, at home, in the train in restaurants/pubs, just not when going out to nature, but that is more than fine. You are still reachable, can still get calls in case of an emergency))
The question refers to the old dial up modem, which took an eternity to connect to the internet.
The main difference between the two devices is that a modem lets you connect to the internet, while a router distributes that connection to different devices. A modem is your gateway to the web, while a router is a central hub for your devices
So you still need a modem, even if you have a router.
It was a Wooden Horse that became Trojan after the event!
Wooden Horse has to be acceptable, surely!
Oops, sorry for calling you Shirley!