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Honest Movie Titles

Name the actual movie titles that are parodied by these "honest" movie titles.
Some of these are original - most of them were found on the interwebs
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Last updated: November 14, 2018
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First submittedDecember 20, 2014
Times taken33,693
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Honest Title
Actual Title
Mostly Cretaceous Park
Jurassic Park
Hamlet with Animals
The Lion King
No Trains, Just Heroin Addicts
Trainspotting
Anthropomorphic Twinkies
Despicable Me
Han Solo as an Archaeologist
Raiders of the
Lost Ark
The Cruise-Kidman Sextape
Eyes Wide Shut
Family Guy with a Teddy Bear
Ted
Gayjökes
Brüno
Occupy Space Station
Elysium
Two Hour Daft Punk
Music Video
TRON: Legacy
Honest Title
Actual Title
The Tropical Rainforest Book
The Jungle Book
Inglorious Basterds: Slavery Edition
Django Unchained
The OTHER Asteroid Impact Movie
Deep Impact
Xaved By the Bell
X-Men: First Class
Longest ... Episode ... Ever
The Simpsons Movie
The 1 Hour and 42 Minute Story
The NeverEnding Story
Please Spay and Neuter Your Pets
101 Dalmatians
Super Mario 3 Commerical
The Wizard
Brainerd, Minnesota
Fargo
Semi-Nude Men on a
Suicide Mission
300
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Level 92
Dec 23, 2014
Wow, I saw the Super Mario 3 clue, and knew exactly what movie it meant, but took almost the rest of the time coming up with the name. Never did understand that part at the end with the dinosaurs.
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Level 82
Feb 2, 2015
Some of these are a bit hard to guess. Let's see... I tried Robocop for the Daft Punk video, but admittedly TRON is a much better answer. Tried X-Files and some other movies for longest episode ever, and the last XFiles movie definitely was longer than the Simpsons movie, and felt like it too. Tried Gremlins for Please Spay and Neuter Your Pets. and Showgirls for Xaved by the Bell... though I guess that's more like XXXaved By the Bell. I think some of those should be accepted.
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Level 53
Feb 2, 2015
The Simpsons Movie clue is a reference to Comic Book Guy's catchphrase, and honestly I don't understand how the X-Men one could be anything but X-Men (Prof Xavier and all that)
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Level 82
Feb 2, 2015
X-Rated.. Jessie Spano..
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Level 82
Feb 2, 2015
makes at least as much sense as X-Men. I mean it's not like they ever are in school even if the word "class" is in the title.
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Level 84
Feb 2, 2015
Screech did his own little x-rated flick apparently. No idea what it was called and couldn't imagine that would be what was asked for, but it crossed my mind. Ugh, need a mental cleanse now...
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Level 84
Feb 2, 2015
I tried Happy Gilmore for "please spay and neuter your pets". All I could think of was Bob Barker.
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Level 82
Feb 2, 2015
I trust someone had the good sense to neuter Adam Sandler after seeing Little Nicky.
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Level 65
Nov 9, 2017
That was my first guess
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Level 69
Feb 2, 2015
and now that the Minions movie is coming out, Despicable Me has another posible answer
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Level 69
Jul 18, 2019
Yes , please. “Minions” works even better!
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Level 46
Jul 6, 2017
I tried Gremlins as well
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Level 69
Jul 18, 2019
I also immediately thought “Showgirls” for “Xaved by the Bell”, and it fits so perfectly that I hereby lobby for it to be accepted! 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️… 🏊‍♀️ 🏊‍♂️
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Level 88
Jul 18, 2019
Absolutely Xaved By the Bell is Showgirls AND that movie Screech made in a hotel room.
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Level 44
Feb 2, 2015
for the 300 one I thought of Rambo lol I tried Rambo, Rambo II (and 2) and III (3) etc
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Level 82
Feb 2, 2015
But that's Semi Nude Man on a Homicide Mission.
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Level 70
Feb 2, 2015
Hamlet with Animals - that's really clever!!
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Level 77
Jan 23, 2016
It's been called that elsewhere.
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Level 83
Feb 2, 2015
I agree, I was at Showgirls immediately.
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Level 84
Feb 4, 2015
Me too
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Level 77
Feb 2, 2015
Thought of Interstella 5555 for the Daft Punk question
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Level 24
Feb 2, 2015
same
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Level 60
Feb 7, 2015
But, that was actually *meant* to be a Daft Punk music video. :D
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Level 60
Feb 23, 2015
Same, though double checking indicates it didn't hit the 2 hour mark.
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Level 63
Sep 17, 2017
same. I spent half the time trying and failing to remember the name of it
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Level 73
Apr 13, 2018
Interstella 5555 was a unique and beautifully animated achievement, so cool to see others have seen it as well.

I was fortunate to see Daft Punk perform twice, at Coachella and on the Alive tour. What a performance concept and show.

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Level 69
Feb 3, 2015
As for the longest episode: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_1 (12:40 film and as the director said: "The action of the film is rather like a serial which could continue through several episodes, so I gave it the number 'One'")
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Level 55
Feb 6, 2015
Brainerd, Minnesota is my favourite clue on this quiz.
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Level 84
Jun 1, 2017
Seconded.
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Level 66
Apr 13, 2018
I enjoyed the clue a whole lot more than I did the movie itself.
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Level 36
Jan 15, 2016
Difficult, yet funny
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Level 77
Jan 23, 2016
Please spay and neuter your pets - made me think of gremlins.
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Level 48
Jan 31, 2016
Lol... I loved this one. A lot of good movies/clues (Brainerd, MN/Mario 3/1 hour 42)... Really good one
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Level 45
Jul 1, 2016
Xaved by the bell .... I don't get that one? Obviously I know about Charles XAVIER but, what's the 'by the bell' part all about?
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Level 82
Oct 9, 2017
That's gotta be the dumbest clue of the bunch here... there was an American TV sitcom back in the 90s called Saved by the Bell. It centered around the hilarious hijinx of a group of six or so students in high school. But... even though X-Men: First Class has "class" in the title.... like I said they don't spend any time at all actually in class. Xavier doesn't open a school he only talks about it at the end of the movie. There is a training montage at the mansion but that's it. The first X-Men movie had more scenes that were similar to Saved by the Bell than First Class. Both times I've taken this quiz I immediately thought of Showgirls, which was famous for taking one of the wholesome female stars of Saved by the Bell and putting her in a softcore porn movie. Both times I've missed the actual answer. Really poor clue. The rest of the quiz is good.
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Level 72
Aug 14, 2016
Great quiz, could probably do with a bit of extra time as a few clues require some lateral thinking.
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Level 66
Aug 16, 2017
Please accept Minions for Despicable Me.
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Level 82
Oct 9, 2017
That's a better answer now anyway. But I missed it both times. This time I thought of Sausage Party.
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Level 86
Jan 29, 2023
I tried minions then sausage party because I couldn't remember the name of the original minions movie. I missed it, but I was pretty sure what it was asking for. That said, "Minions" should work.
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Level 53
Nov 16, 2017
I tried Show Girls for Xaved By the Bell. Because of the X....get it?
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Level 69
Jul 18, 2019
You weren’t alone!
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Level 91
Feb 7, 2018
Great quiz.
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Level 41
Mar 19, 2018
nope
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Level 66
Apr 13, 2018
The two hour Daft Punk video should have been 'Interstella5555' and for Please spay and neuter your pets I tried 'Cujo'.
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Level 72
May 24, 2018
Spaying and neutering won't help much against rabies. Against babies on the other hand...
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Level 52
Jun 16, 2018
As soon as I saw the umlaut on the "gayjokes" hint I immediately thought 'Not Borat, but the other one." I detest Sasha Baron Cohen, and only know Borat because of an ex-gf.
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Level 52
Jun 16, 2018
I love "Inglorious Basterds: Slavery Edition" because that's how I recently described it to a friend.
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Level 24
May 15, 2019
I feel like this would be made by CinemaSins.
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Level 84
Jul 18, 2019
Anthropomorphic Twinkies made me think of Young Sherlock Holmes. That great scene where Watson trips out and thinks he's getting attacked by little pastry characters.
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Level 69
Jul 18, 2019
I just wanted to say this was a really clever and fun quiz. I hope you’ll try another one!
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Level 89
Jul 8, 2020
Super Mario 3 Commerical ??? Commercial