Statistics for Monty Python Quotes

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Movie / show	Quote	% Correct
Holy Grail	It's just a {flesh} wound	90%
Holy Grail	We are the Knights who say... {NI}	81%
Holy Grail	You've got two empty halves of {coconut} and you're bangin' 'em together	78%
Flying Circus	And now for something completely {different}	76%
Holy Grail	Bring out yer {dead}	74%
Life of Brian	All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system and public health, what have the {Roman}s ever done for us?	73%
Holy Grail	If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood And therefore... ...A {witch}!	72%
Flying Circus	Nobody expects the {Spanish} {Inquisition}	70%
Life of Brian	He's not the {Messiah}. He's a very naughty boy!	69%
Holy Grail	What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen {swallow}?	63%
Holy Grail	Strange women lying in ponds distributing {sword}s is no basis for a system of government	60%
Flying Circus	I'm a {lumberjack} and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.	55%
Holy Grail	You must return here with a {shrubbery} or else ... you shall not pass through this wood alive!	54%
Flying Circus	This {parrot} is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker.	51%
Holy Grail	Well, she turned me into a newt! A newt? I got {better}.	45%
Meaning of Life	Every {sperm} is sacred	43%
Meaning of Life	And finally, monsieur, a {wafer}-thin mint	42%
Holy Grail	You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a {herring}	31%