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Movie Monologues

We give you part of the monologue. You name the movie it appeared in.
Last updated: September 24, 2018
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Monologue
Movie
They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
Braveheart
Greed ... is good
Wall Street
There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset
on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
Pulp Fiction
You can't handle the truth!
A Few Good Men
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Animal House
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
Taxi Driver
You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive
Fight Club
We're going to live on, we're going to survive. Today we celebrate our independence day!
Independence Day
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man... Good night, sweet prince
The Big Lebowski
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons... When I was insolent I was
placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really
Austin Powers
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be
considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
Billy Madison
So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest,
June the 29th, 1945... Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Jaws
This tipping automatically, it’s for the birds
Reservoir Dogs
Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that.
Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know
It's a Wonderful Life
Parents always fall for the clammy hands. It's physical evidence of illness.
Ferris Bueller's
Day Off
Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from
poor white trash, are you Officer Starling? That accent you're trying so desperately to shed -
pure West Virginia. What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner?
The Silence of
the Lambs
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country
Patton
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a
very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career
Taken
I've seen the horror... The horror. The horror
Apocalypse Now
I drink your milkshake
There Will be Blood
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level 55
Oct 18, 2012
I have seen every Austin Powers movie a million times and the Austin Powers quote is completely alien to me. Which movie is it from??
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level 75
Apr 22, 2019
The first one. Dr. Evil is talking about his childhood when he's at group therapy with his son. When he talks about freshly shorn scrotum.
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level 44
Oct 18, 2012
I was really hoping for "But this is our time, OUR TIME, down here!"
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level 62
Oct 18, 2012
Goonies!
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level 32
Oct 18, 2012
What scene was that in There will be Blood?
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level 32
Oct 18, 2012
Btw, I'm surprised that Taxi Driver isnt' on the list ("You talkin' to me?")
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level ∞
Nov 1, 2016
Added Taxi Driver!
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level 63
Sep 27, 2018
I only recently learned that quote was delivered in front of a mirror and not to an actual person. I am now mystified as to why it became classic.
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level 68
Oct 3, 2018
Watch Taxi Driver and you'll find out. Total but job. John Hinckley copycatted the character and shot Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
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level 75
Apr 22, 2019
are you kidding? It's the last scene of the movie
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level 32
Oct 19, 2012
Thanks.
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level 59
Jul 26, 2015
I immediately recognised the Res Dogs line, yet I couldn't remember the name 'Braveheart'. Argh!!
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level 51
Oct 30, 2016
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." How was this not included somewhere!
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level ∞
Nov 1, 2016
Added!
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level 82
Nov 2, 2016
This made my day. Thank you.
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level 75
Sep 27, 2018
A simple no would have sufficed.
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level 75
Sep 27, 2018
I was sure this was one of your comments, Kal, until I saw the last line. (Just kidding, you know I enjoy most of your comments.)
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level 68
Oct 3, 2018
One of the best delivered putdowns in a movie. The opposite of Jim Carville's retreat in a debate in Old School.
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level 80
Nov 1, 2016
Uhm. Is it just me or has the point system gotten really easy? I got 14/19, beats or equals 50% of the test takers and 5/5 points. Shouldn't that be a 4 at the most? Not even three quarters of the questions right and I get full points?
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level 82
Nov 1, 2016
You probably have taken it before and gotten a better (near perfect) score.
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level 80
Nov 1, 2016
Ah before it was reset? That's possible. But shouldn't the score be reset then too or has that changed?
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level ∞
Nov 3, 2016
You probably took the quiz immediately after it was reset. You can read about the point system here. You get 5 points by getting 100% correct or scoring in the 95th percentile.
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level 79
Nov 1, 2016
it seems the monologue for "independence day" is a bit on-the-nose...
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level 82
Nov 2, 2016
Yeah, I would've chosen a portion that didn't include the answer, like
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!"
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level 73
Nov 2, 2016
Best movie president ever.
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level 62
Jan 22, 2017
I wish movies were real life.
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level 78
Sep 27, 2018
I voted for the other guy.
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level 66
Feb 18, 2017
Traditionally, I am not one to post "You should have included..." comments. But I honestly feel no list of movie monologues is complete without Robert Shaw's brilliant "We delivered the bomb" speech from Jaws.
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level ∞
Sep 24, 2018
Added that one.
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level 75
Apr 22, 2019
So you're responsible for the one I didn't know.
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level 68
Jun 26, 2018
The Billy Madison quote must hit home around here for everyone from time to time.
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level 81
Sep 25, 2018
Agent Starling, not Officer. Still no excuse for missing it though.
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level 80
Sep 25, 2018
ID4 for a type-in for Independence Day. That's how it was marketed too.
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level 75
Sep 27, 2018
yes please
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level 75
Sep 27, 2018
The man has one look! Ferrari? La Tigre? They're the same thing! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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level 60
Sep 27, 2018
Well, I got the top two movies.... that's it.
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level 64
Sep 27, 2018
1/20. Can only improve. I was so sure that the first one was Spartacus. Never mind!
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level 75
Sep 28, 2018
Maybe a few more from the feminine side? How about, "We'll sell t-shirts sayin', 'I slapped Ouiser Boudreaux'. Hit her!" Or, "You know I love you more'n my luggage." (Steel Magnolias) Or, "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." (Pride and Prejudice) Or, "Old man, if you give those dogs another piece of my food I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead." (Moonstruck) Or, "I'll have what she's having." (When Harry Met Sally)
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level 68
Oct 3, 2018
YOU. SHOULD. HAVE. BOUGHT. A SQUIRREL.
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level 47
Apr 22, 2019
Dude...