In either case, I think the really important question is, what's worth more? Warm piss or warm spit? And does the warmth effect the value?
One joined the Navy, the other became Vice-President.
Neither was heard from again.
One joined the navy, the other became Vice President and neither was heard from again.
Then he got replaced in office with a Southerner to balance the ticket 41 days before Lincoln was shot.
What a Rodney Dangerfield.