Oxymorons

sounds like a Hangar 18 quote

nice one, Dave

Sorry, where's the oxymoron in that?

I call them giant shrimps. :/

We call them King Prawns

King prawns +1

Read some articles saying they are different species but wikipedia disagrees: The terms shrimp and prawn are common names, not scientific names. They are vernacular or colloquial terms which lack the formal definition of scientific terms. They are not taxa, but are terms of convenience with little circumscriptional significance... According to the crustacean taxonomist Tin-Yam Chan, "The terms shrimp and prawn have no definite reference to any known taxonomic groups. Although the term shrimp is sometimes applied to smaller species, while prawn is more often used for larger forms, there is no clear distinction between both terms and their usage is often confused or even reversed in different countries or regions."

Yep, because it had a greater dynamic range than previous keyboard instruments like the harpsichord. One of its main innovations is that it could play both piano (quiet) and forte (loud).

It was also the successor of the "fortepiano" which ironically was not as loud

Free isn't restricted to money. A food free of sugar still costs money down front at the register.

Like above, jumbo shrimp (a small person, slang taken directly from the animal shrimp) and soft rock (taken from the verb to rock, not solidified sediment) the 2 terms do not in any way contradict each other. Only to someone who has an extremely limited understanding of the definitions of the word.