Hint
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Answer
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Revolutionary phone that makes, but does not receive calls, and is large and heavy for durability
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Cinco Phone
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Bat+Owl dress-up doll for kids
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B'owl
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Restaurant where a certain condiment is stolen from patrons
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Gravy Robbers
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Extremely sketchy rental service for children who perform circus acts
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Child Clown Outlet
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Featured on the Tragg's Trough Cooking show
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Brown Slop
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Mattress store where you'll fall asleep before your head hits the mattress
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Lazy Horse Mattress Supply
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Diarrhea inducing lotion
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EZ Kreme
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Fierce statue that turns imaginary fears into a real one
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B'ougar
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Implement that allows user to defecate standing up
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Poop Tube
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Thong sock that will spice up your wardrobe
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Thocks
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Dr. Steve Brule's self-defense system
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Last Resort Fighting
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Miniature hats for small men, babies and dolls
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Tiny Hats
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A replacement life-like grandfather
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My New Pep Pep
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Miracle drug that shortens wait times, Eric overdoses on it
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WaitMate
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Real horsehair candy dipped ponytails
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Candy Tails
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Indexed entries on all known numbers
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Encyclopedia of Numbers
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All of the magic of the Internet in a safe-virus free CD ROM
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The Internette
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Method of making art using your own cat
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Pussy Doodles
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Digital deer umpire
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D'ump
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Tanning system for the eyes, prior tooth pulling required
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Cinco Eye Tanning System
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Diarrhea-catching pants
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Cinco D-Pants
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Fruit sleep inducer that wakes you with mild diarrhea
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The Napple
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Convenient on-the-go shower system
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Cinco Urinal Shower
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Testicle implant for added male pizazz
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3 T Scrot
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Tiny vs Big Prices
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Discount Prices vs Premium Prices
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Electronic alternative to actual criminal trial
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E-Trial
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Tobacco-laced beverage
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Cigarette Juice
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Solution to leaky bowels which almost ruins Baseball Man's wedding
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Diarrheaphragm
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Insane new toy driving kids wild, even dispenses edible O Hungee
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I-JAMMER
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Works just like catnip, but for men
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Man Nip
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Way to watch your friends sleep, includes electroshock and toilet hole
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Sleepwatching Chair
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