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The	Cat	In	The	Hat	By	Dr.	Seuss
The	sun	did	not	shine.
It	was	too	wet	to	play.
So	we	sat	in	the	house
All	that	cold,	cold,	wet	day.

I	sat	there	with	Sally.
We	sat	there,	we	two.
And	I	said,	"how	I	wish
We	had	something	to	do!"

Too	wet	to	go	out
And	too	cold	to	play	ball.
So	we	sat	in	the	house.
We	did	nothing	at	all.

So	all	we	could	do	was	to
Sit!	Sit!	Sit!	Sit!
And	we	did	not	like	it.
Not	one	little	bit.

And	then	something	went	BUMP!
How	that	bump	made	us	jump!
We	looked!
Then	we	saw	him	step	in	on	the	mat!
We	looked!
And	we	saw	him!
The	cat	in	the	hat!
And	he	said	to	us,
"Why	do	you	sit	there	like	that?"
"I	know	it	is	wet
And	the	sun	is	not	sunny.
But	we	can	have
Lots	of	good	fun	that	is	funny!"

"I	know	some	good	games	we	could	play,"
Said	the	cat.
"I	know	some	new	tricks,"
Said	the	cat	in	the	hat.
"A	lot	of	good	tricks.
I	will	show	them	to	you.
Your	mother
Will	not	mind	at	all	if	I	do."

Then	Sally	and	I
Did	not	know	what	to	say.
Our	mother	was	out	of	the	house
For	the	day.

But	our	fish	said,	"no!	No!
Make	that	cat	go	away!
Tell	that	cat	in	the	hat
You	do	NOT	want	to	play.
He	should	not	be	here.
He	should	not	be	about.
He	should	not	be	here
When	your	mother	is	out!"

"Now!	Now!	Have	no	fear.
Have	no	fear!"	said	the	cat.
"My	tricks	are	not	bad,"
Said	the	cat	in	the	hat.
"Why,	we	can	have
Lots	of	good	fun,	if	you	wish,
With	a	game	that	I	call
Up-up-up	with	a	fish!"

"Put	me	down!"	said	the	fish.
"This	is	no	fun	at	all!
Put	me	down!"	said	the	fish.
"I	do	NOT	wish	to	fall!"

"Have	no	fear!"	said	the	cat.
"I	will	not	let	you	fall.
I	will	hold	you	up	high
As	I	stand	on	a	ball.
With	a	book	in	one	hand!
And	a	cup	on	my	hat!
But	that	is	not	ALL	I	can	do!
Said	the	cat...

"Look	at	me!
Look	at	me	now!"	said	the	cat.
"With	a	cup	and	a	cake
On	the	top	of	my	hat!
I	can	hold	up	TWO	books!
I	can	hold	up	the	fish!
And	a	little	toy	ship!
And	some	milk	on	a	dish!
And	look!
I	can	hop	up	and	down	on	the	ball!
But	that	is	not	all!
Oh,	no.
That	is	not	all...

"Look	at	me!
Look	at	me!
Look	at	me	NOW!
It	is	fun	to	have	fun
But	you	have	to	know	how.
I	can	hold	up	the	cup
And	the	milk	and	the	cake!
I	can	hold	up	these	books!
And	the	fish	on	a	rake!
I	can	hold	the	toy	ship
And	a	little	toy	man!
And	look!	With	my	tail
I	can	hold	a	red	fan!
I	can	fan	with	the	fan
As	I	hop	on	the	ball!
But	that	is	not	all.
Oh,	no.
That	is	not	all..."

That	is	what	the	cat	said...
Then	he	fell	on	his	head!
He	came	down	with	a	bump
From	up	there	on	the	ball.
And	Sally	and	I,
We	saw	ALL	the	things	fall!

And	our	fish	came	down,	too.
He	fell	into	a	pot!
He	said,	"do	I	like	this?
Oh,	no!	I	do	not.
This	is	not	a	good	game,"
Said	our	fish	as	he	lit.
"No,	I	do	not	like	it,
Not	one	little	bit!"

"Now	look	what	you	did!"
Said	the	fish	to	the	cat.
"Now	look	at	this	house!
Look	at	this!	Look	at	that!
You	sank	our	toy	ship,
Sank	it	deep	in	the	cake.
You	shook	up	our	house
And	you	bent	our	new	rake.
You	SHOULD	NOT	be	here
When	our	mother	is	not.
You	get	out	of	this	house!"
Said	the	fish	in	the	pot.

"But	I	like	to	be	here.
Oh,	I	like	it	a	lot!"
Said	the	cat	in	the	hat
To	the	fish	in	the	pot.
"I	will	NOT	go	away.
I	do	NOT	wish	to	go!
And	so,"	said	the	cat	in	the	hat,
"So	So	So...
I	will	show	you
Another	good	game	that	I	know!"

And	then	he	ran	out.
And,	then,	fast	as	a	fox,
The	cat	in	the	hat
Came	back	in	with	a	box.
A	big	red	wood	box.
It	was	shut	with	a	hook.
"Now	look	at	this	trick,"
Said	the	cat.
"Take	a	look!"

Then	he	got	up	on	top
With	a	tip	of	his	hat.
"I	call	this	game	fun-in-a-box,"
Said	the	cat.
"In	this	box	are	two	things
I	will	show	to	you	now.
You	will	like	these	two	things,"
Said	the	cat	with	a	bow.

"I	will	pick	up	the	hook.
You	will	see	something	new.
Two	things.	And	I	call	them
Thing	One	and	Thing	Two.
These	Things	will	not	bite	you.
They	want	to	have	fun."
Then,	out	of	the	box
Came	Thing	Two	and	Thing	One!
And	they	ran	to	us	fast.
They	said,	"how	do	you	do?
Would	you	like	to	shake	hands
With	Thing	One	and	Thing	Two?"

And	Sally	and	I
Did	not	know	what	to	do.
So	we	had	to	shake	hands
With	Thing	One	and	Thing	Two.
We	shook	their	two	hands.
But	our	fish	said,	"no!	No!
Those	Things	should	not	be
In	this	house!	Make	them	go!
They	should	not	be	here
When	your	mother	is	not!
Put	them	out!	Put	them	out!"
Said	the	fish	in	the	pot.

"Have	no	fear,	little	fish,"
Said	the	cat	in	the	hat.
"These	Things	are	good	Things."
And	he	gave	them	a	pat.
"They	are	tame.	Oh,	so	tame!
They	have	come	here	to	play.
They	will	give	you	some	fun
On	this	wet,	wet,	wet	day."

Now,	here	is	a	game	that	they	like,"
Said	the	cat.
"They	like	to	fly	kites,"
Said	the	cat	in	the	hat.

"No!	Not	in	the	house!"
Said	the	fish	in	the	pot.
"They	should	not	fly	kites
In	a	house!	They	should	not.
Oh,	the	things	they	will	bump!
Oh,	the	things	they	will	hit!
Oh,	I	do	not	like	it!
Not	one	little	bit!"

Then	Sally	and	I
Saw	them	run	down	the	hall.
We	saw	those	two	Things
Bump	their	kites	on	the	wall!
Bump!	Thump!	Thump!	Bump!
Down	the	wall	in	the	hall.

Thing	two	and	thing	one!
They	ran	up!	They	ran	down!
On	the	string	of	one	kite
We	saw	Mother's	new	gown!
Her	gown	with	the	dots
That	are	pink,	white	and	red.
Then	we	saw	one	kite	bump
On	the	head	of	her	bed!

Then	those	things	ran	about
With	big	bumps,	jumps	and	kicks
And	with	hops	and	big	thumps
And	all	kinds	of	bad	tricks.
And	I	said,
"I	do	NOT	like	the	way	that	they	play!
If	mother	could	see	this,
Oh,	what	would	she	say!"

Then	our	fish	said,	"look!	Look!"
And	our	fish	shook	with	fear.
"Your	mother	is	on	her	way	home!
Do	you	hear?
Oh,	what	will	she	do	to	us?
What	will	she	say?
Oh,	she	will	not	like	it
To	find	us	this	way!"

"So	DO	something!	Fast!"	said	the	fish.
"Do	you	hear!
I	saw	her.	Your	mother!
Your	mother	is	near!
So,	as	fast	as	you	can,
Think	of	something	to	do!
You	will	have	to	get	rid	of
Thing	one	and	thing	two!"

So,	as	fast	as	I	could,
I	went	after	my	net.
And	I	said,	"with	my	net
I	can	get	them	I	bet.
I	bet,	with	my	net,
I	can	get	those	things	yet!"

Then	I	let	down	my	net.
It	came	down	with	a	PLOP!
And	I	had	them!	At	last!
Those	two	things	had	to	stop.
Then	I	said	to	the	cat,
"Now	you	do	as	I	say.
You	pack	up	those	Things
And	you	take	them	away!"

"Oh	dear!"	said	the	cat.
"You	did	not	like	our	game...
Oh	dear.
What	a	shame!	What	a	shame!	What	a	shame!"

Then	he	shut	up	the	things
In	the	box	with	the	hook.
And	the	cat	went	away
With	a	sad	kind	of	look.

"That	is	good,"	said	the	fish.
"He	has	gone	away.	Yes.
But	your	mother	will	come.
She	will	find	this	big	mess!
And	this	mess	is	so	big
And	so	deep	and	so	tall,
We	can	not	pick	it	up.
There	is	no	way	at	all!"

And	THEN!
Who	was	back	in	the	house?
Why,	the	cat!
"Have	no	fear	of	this	mess,"
Said	the	cat	in	the	hat.
"I	always	pick	up	all	my	playthings
And	so...
I	will	show	you	another
Good	trick	that	I	know!"

Then	we	saw	him	pick	up
All	the	things	that	were	down.
He	picked	up	the	cake,
And	the	rake,	and	the	gown,
And	the	milk,	and	the	strings,
And	the	books,	and	the	dish,
And	the	fan,	and	the	cup,
And	the	ship,	and	the	fish.
And	he	put	them	away.
Then	he	said,	"that	is	that."
And	then	he	was	gone
With	a	tip	of	his	hat.

Then	our	mother	came	in
And	she	said	to	us	two,
"Did	you	have	any	fun?
Tell	me.	What	did	you	do?"

And	Sally	and	I	did	not	know
What	to	say.
Should	we	tell	her
The	things	that	went	on	there	that	day?

Should	we	tell	her	about	it?
Now,	what	SHOULD	we	do?
Well...
What	would	YOU	do
If	your	mother	asked	YOU?

ImAJetPunk

Level 18

May 14, 2018

Fun quiz. I finally figured it out after 10 20 minutes then just looked the rest up cause I couldn't remember half of it.

stylus

Level 45

May 29, 2019

Really brilliant idea, well done. Because I found it from the link on the 100 most common english words quiz, i just started guessing random words, and i got it pretty quickly. nonetheless, amazing work!