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Answer
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1
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What is Klein's Username?
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BallsDeep69
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2
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Kirito kills a Boar by throwing what?
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A Rock
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3
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Kirito and Klein first realise something is wrong when they can't what?
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Log Out
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4
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Name either of the 2 movies Kayaba uses as examples in his speech
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Tron or Scanners
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5
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What RPG is never played, according to Kayaba?
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EverQuest
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6
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Kayaba speaks to a player who is with his family, what is his name?
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Steven
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7
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What is the name of Steven's relative whose birthday it is?
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Timmy
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8
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What is the next line "You're not a girl... You're not 17." ?
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I'm okay with this
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9
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What does Kayaba address the players as when their real faces are revealed?
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Fairly attractive 20-somethings
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10
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Kirito runs away when Klein calls him what?
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An Asshole
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11
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When the narrator says 2000 people have died inbetween Ep1 and 2, what letter do all the casualties shown on screen begin with
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K
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12
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What is the Narrators name for Kirito?
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The Kid
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13
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Which player claims Beta Testers are the reason they are all stuck in SAO, with no proof?
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Kibao
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14
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Name any of the 3 nicknames Tiffany says he is known by
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Mountain Slayer or Thunder Lion or Chocolate Axe
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15
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What is the first boss called?
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Illfang
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16
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When Illfang's health goes into the red, what weapon does he switchout for?
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Nodachi
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17
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Who does Kirito team up with?
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Asuna
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18
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What does Asuna admit they cannot do?
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Open their menu
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19
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Squad F is chastised by Diabel for playing what?
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Bejeweled
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20
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When Diabel asks Kirito how he copes, which Game of Thrones character does he quote?
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Tywin Lannister
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21
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What is the name of the character who serves as Ep 3's narrator?
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Sir Jack Dapper
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22
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What kind of alcohol does Jack Dapper drink while reading his book?
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Bourbon
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23
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What Guild is Kirito unknowingly persuaded into joining?
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The Moonlit Black Cats
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24
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Which religious figure does Kirito cry out to when Sachi first lags?
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Buddha
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25
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According to the tutorial NPC, how many hours has Keita been playing?
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4608
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26
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Which visual mode apparently hurts the users eyes?
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Detective Mode
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27
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Keita says Floor 27 is the most awful, horrific thing you can imagine, multiplied by what?
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Cancer
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28
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To save time, Sachi sets the NPCs to what?
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Auto-Loot
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29
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Klein's guild all think the phrase 'My name is Klein' is how he says what?
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Hello
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30
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Sir Jack Dapper correctly points out that St Nicholas is the patron saint of what?
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Prostitutes
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31
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What is Silica's pet called?
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Pina
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32
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First used to effect in Ep 4, which 2 words are, unintentionally, used to guilt trip Kirito into asking Silica whats wrong?
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Your Fault
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33
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We learn that Silica ate crayons when she was 4, what colour was her favorite?
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Purple
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34
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What is the name of the dungeon on Floor 47?
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The Hill of Memories
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35
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Kirito first shows signs of rage when who suggests that Kirito is on Silica's level?
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Rosalia
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36
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Kirito has recurring bad dreams about who's death?
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Sachi
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37
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What name does Kirito, sarcastically refer to as the font of Human Knowledge and Devourer of Souls?
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Gammagorath
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38
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Which guild does Rosalia lead, that Kirito has never heard of before?
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Titans Hand
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39
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According to Kirito, which rows are the Splash Zone?
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The First Three
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40
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What level is Kirito at as of Ep 4?
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78
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41
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At the beginning of Ep 5 Asuna and the Knights of the Blood Oath are preparing to take down who?
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Sheeptaur
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42
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Kirito kills who in revenge for Sachi
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Gary
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43
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When Asuna describes the fight with Sheeptaur, Kirito compares him to what?
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A Fluffy Xenomorph
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44
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Name either thing Kirito draws on Asuna's face while she is sleeping?
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Whiskers or Eye Patch
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45
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Kirito says he's not responsible for who, as he's an idiot?
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Stoned Kirito
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46
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What does Kirito call Yolko?
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Yoga Pants
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47
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Which character dislikes Asuna, to the point of openly ignoring her when she talks to this person?
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Tiffany
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Answer
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48
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Tiffany refers to "Handing the black man a murder weapon" as what?
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A tale as old as time
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49
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Whose murder led to the disslution of Yolko's guild?
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Griselda
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50
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Yolko, Kains and which other member voted to keep the rare item?
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Schmitt
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51
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Asuna tells Kirito that he will never be who?
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Batman
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52
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Schmidt is afraid Griselda's ghost will ride his body up what river?
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Styx
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53
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Kirito needs a moment to grieve after Asuna accidentally destroys his what?
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Sandwich
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54
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Members of which Serial Killer Guild attack Schmidt at Griselda's Grave?
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Laughing Coffin
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55
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Johnny Black threatened to turn Schmidt into what?
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A Meat Toboggan
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56
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Which book, chapter and line of the bible does the head of Laughing Coffin parahrase?
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Judges 15:16
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57
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Kirito rides in on which animal?
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Horse
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58
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Which book, line and chapter of the bible does the head of Laughing Coffin quote as they walk away?
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Ephesians 2:8
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59
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Who actually killed Griselda?
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Grimlock
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60
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What is Grimlock's relationship with Griselda?
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Husband
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61
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Asuna is the only living friend of a master blacksmith, what is their name?
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Lisbeth
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62
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Lisbeth says that Asuna's what is also theirs?
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Sex Life
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63
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Which video game does Kirito paraphrase a line from when presented with Lisbeth's finest ever sword?
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Bad Dudes
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64
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Kirito and Lisbeth travel to which floor looking for an ultra-rare metal?
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Floor 55
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65
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And they fight a level 99 Elite what?
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Dragon
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66
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Which cartoon character's scream is played when Kirito falls back into the hole?
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Goofy
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67
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Lisbeth has a moment out of what genre of film when they wake up the next morning?
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(Film) Noir
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68
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Asuna is revealed to be a what, when she finds out that Lisbeth is romantically interested in Kirito?
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Yandere
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69
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What game series does Kirito, and an eagle sound effect, reference when Lisbeth asks how he found them so fast?
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Assassins Creed
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70
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What is carved in the sign of Lisbeth's shop at the end of the episode?
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You were warned.
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71
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At the beginning of episode 8 Kirito tells Tiffany about how he got what?
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A Ragout Rabbit
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72
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When Asuna reveals she's mastered cooking, Kirito replies saying what marches on?
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Feminism
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73
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Tiffany, to himself, asks if he needs to put what outside his shop to keep Asuna away?
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Salt Lines
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74
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Asuna's house is on which floor?
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Floor 61
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75
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Who makes an unintentional innuendo before making dinner?
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Asuna
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76
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How far does Asuna knock Kirito after he accidentally gropes her?
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15m
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77
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Who breaks into Asuna's House?
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Kuradeel
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78
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What kind of music plays when Kuradeel and Kirito are about to begin their duel?
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Circus Music
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79
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Kirito says Ittadakima as he is about to eat his sandwich, what does this translate to in English?
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Bite
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80
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Corvatz is a General in the ALF, what does that stand for?
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Aincrad Liberation Front
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81
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Tiffany and Lisbeth tease Kirito about something that was shown to every SAO Player, what is it?
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Viral Video
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82
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What is the name of the cat who is on the Council for the Knights of the Blood Oath?
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Don Fluffles
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83
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Heathcliff makes a joke from which movie to diffuse the situation between Kirito and Fluffles?
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Dr Strangelove
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84
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Kirito claims that he and guilds go together like what?
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Puppies and Fire Ants
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85
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Who is revealed to be SAO's best player?
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Heathcliff
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86
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The fight between Kirito and Heathcliff lasts how many seconds?
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4
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87
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What does Asuna refer to Sachi as?
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A Dumb Bitch
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88
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Who takes Kuradeel and Kirito out to train?
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Godfrey
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89
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Kirito calls Kuradeel Laughing Coffin's what?
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Fanboy
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90
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Kirito yells "Suck it Rosalia." after he and Asuna what?
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Have Sex
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91
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Kirito 1, internally, says that Dating Sims go to what after sex?
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Credits
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92
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Heathcliff says, in an unsurprising twist, that Fluffles has joined forces with a bandit king, what is the bandit's name?
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King of Ashes
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93
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According to Kirito, Asuna has recurring what?
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Night Terrors
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94
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Kirito realises Asuna agrees the marriage was a bad idea when she tells who that she and Kirito are their parents?
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Yui
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#
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Question
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Answer
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95
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While Asuna and Kirito are visiting the Orphanage on Floor 1, which member of the ALF arrives looking for them?
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Yulier
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96
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Yulier claims they doesn't know how Kibao gained power with the 'unbridled charisma' of what?
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A Chipotle Enema
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97
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Yui corrects Yulier's description of the situation as ironic, instead saying how they described the events as....?
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Completely Expected
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98
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While attempting to rescue Thinker, SAO's version of the Grim Reaper attacks the group, what is it's name?
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The Fatal Scythe
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99
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Kirito claims that the power of love is bullshit, saying tha tthe power of what and what is where the money is?
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Swords and Violence
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100
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Yui says Kirito and Asuna re the two most broken and what players she has ever seen?
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Sociopathic
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101
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What does Heathcliff say when he realises that the King of Ashes' forces are closing in behind them, when preparing to enter the boss room?
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We're going in hot
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102
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Klein asks if another player's father was made of what two things?
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Ribcages and Hatred
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103
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Kirito first realises Heathcliff's true identity when he says what?
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Now you've seen TRON
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104
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Kirito correctly states that the misquoted line 'Dry land is not a myth, I have seen it!' is not actually said in which film?
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Waterworld
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105
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Kayaba paralyzes Asuna because he believes, and is correct, in the belief she is trying to what him with her mind, even in the paralyzed state?
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Burn
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106
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Kirito, mocking Kayaba, imitates which South Park character?
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Eric Cartman
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107
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What is Asuna's last line before she "dies"?
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Cry your little bitch tears.
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108
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Kayaba claims the glitch that kills players was an accident due to him staying up for how long?
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3 Weeks or 500 Hours
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109
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Due to him staying up so late, what was his survival plan when SAO became accessible to the public?
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Double, Triple and Quadruple Down
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110
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In is sleep deprived state, Kayaba claims he saw the face of God, but was in fact the janitor, what is the janitor's name?
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Reki
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111
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In the dream at the beginning of episode 12, what do Kirito and Asuna say has 'always been an established character trait' for Kirito?
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Fishing
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112
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Kirito claims that no human could be awake at what time of the morning?
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7:15
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113
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During their practice fight, what does Suguha yell when Kirito attempts to yield?
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Death before Dishonour
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114
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What does Mr. Yuuki call Asuna while she is comatose?
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A Parasite
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115
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Because he carries this brand of briefcase, what does Mr. Yuuki call Sugou when he arrives?
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Versace
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116
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Immediately after speaking to Sugou, Mr. Yuuki goes to purchase a car from which manufacturer?
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Ferrari
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117
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According to Sugou, after he goes all rapey, Asuna smells of what?
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Innocence
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118
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Due to her vegatative state, Kirito points out that it would be hard for Sugou to get an 'I do' out of Asuna, comparing her to what vegetable?
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A Potato
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119
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Sugou reveals his company bought and kept the SAO servers running after claiming Kayaba did what to the VR industry?
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'Deep Six' it
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120
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When Kirito tweets about the situation, what is the first hashtag he adds?
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#wheresthejustice
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121
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How does Kirito describe his life, at that immediate moment, when he meets Tiff?
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A Multi-Headed Dick Hydra
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122
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The writer for the blurb text on the Alfheim case has just lost his kids to hs wife, what is her name?
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Debra
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123
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After drinking 9Up, which is toxic if not boiled for long enough, Kirito vomits on Tiff's jukebox. As he does this Tiff screams out what nickname for the rap artist Pitbull?
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Mr. Worldwide
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124
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After Suguha claims that Kirito's 'date with destiny' is a step up from him groping coma patients, Kirito starts singing what song, by Katrina and the Waves
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Walking on Sunshine
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125
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Because of the length of time Kirito spends trying what, he now feels that the Alfheim announcer is his nemesis, and not Sugou?
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Enter a name
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126
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It is revealed that Yui faked her death as what?
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A joke
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127
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In Yui's own words she had to sit and watch as Kirito and Asuna moved on without her, leaving their only child to suffer in what?
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Silence and Isolation
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128
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After Keith, Gen. PantySmasher and DeezGuns demand Leafa strip for them, Keith takes out a tub of what, to flick at her?
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Mayonaise
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129
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When PantySmasher, who is revealed to be a Role-Player, asks Leafa what she really wants at that moment, what is her response?
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To not get raped
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130
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After swiftly killing Keith, what is Kirito's final line before the end credit screen shows?
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It is good to be home
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131
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What does Kirito call Gen. Pantysmasher because of his southern accent?
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Colonel
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132
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Kirito begins sobbing at the discovery that Alfheim has what?
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A profanity filter
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133
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Leafa casts a healing spell on Kirito containing only three different words, what are they?
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See Spot Run
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134
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Recon references what anime when his NerveGear activates his brain's fear centre?
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Assassination Classroom
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135
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Recon mentions that the band has been playing Leafa's intro music at her wedding for 5 hours, what is the song that they've been playing?
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Everytime We Touch
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136
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What reward awaits the first players to climb The World Tree?
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A wish
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137
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Recon is captured by some nobility who plan to use him in what recreational activity, typically associated with British nobility?
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Fox Hunting
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138
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Suguha nearly has a nervous breakdown as she realizes she admitted Kirito had what?
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A sweet patootie
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139
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What is Sugou's alternate name for his character in Alfheim?
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Oberon
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140
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Sugou reveals his master plan is to use what broken aspect of SAO to manipulate Alfheim players into obeying his commands?
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Charisma stat
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