Gavin and Stacey Quotes

Where's the salad? THERE'S the salad! Now leave me alone!

I'm not being funny Stacey, but you want to get a life. What you just said was really boring.

Oh take a look in the mirror, you pre-op!

Prepare to be knighted with my special sword.

Well no, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don't go selling him the whole farm.

Oh give it a rest, you leek-munching sheep shagger!

The secrets, the lies, the manipulation..

Lights will gui-i-i-ide you home, and igni-i-ite your bones.

I'm so ravenous I can barely see.

Worst thing I ever did, becoming a mother.

I need to take my mind off the fact that I'm pregnant by a man I can't stand.

No Sandra!

Shall we go somewhere, and have it off?

No-one wants this marriage to fail more than I do.

I hadn't picked up a trumpet in 17 years. Jools Holland and the Big Band were in town 1 night, they fancied a jam. Before I know it I'm up there playing the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.

How's my little gingerbread man?

You've gone down in my estimations if truth be told.

I could have brought the waiter in to consummate the marriage, she wouldn't have known.

Ours is not to question while.

I imagine you're a satisfied customer!

Will you just look at yourselves?