My jokes for April Fools Day

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Why did the robber take a bath
He wanted to get a clean getaway
Knock Knock. Who's there. Me. Me who
It's me too
Why was the screw messy
It was screwiff
Why did the bowler throw dough
He was playing baseball
What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a crocodile
Frostbite
Why did the salad say it wanted shoes.
It was dressing
What is in the middle of the Earth
R
Joke
Answer
What do you call a Bull Terrier with no eyes
Bull Terrer
Why did the chocolate laeve the earth
It was a Mars Bar
Knock knock. Who's there. Get. Get who
Get anyone
Why did the winter olympian find a pipe
He did the half-pipe
What country rains a lot
Bahrain
I'm playing on Wii U. Why did I have a cake with it
It was Wii Party U [ for gamers]
What greeting is very hot
Hello
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Level 51
Apr 1, 2021
Sorry FaroPor, hehehe
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Level 60
Apr 1, 2021
rude

Edit: only muslim people agree with me that april fools day is bad and they are:

Jetpunker180

Quizzer218232

QuizBoy786

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Level 51
Apr 1, 2021
Oh
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Level 63
Apr 1, 2021
I'm not a Muslim but I agree.
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Level 54
Apr 2, 2021
No, not only muslims, but everyone who loves humanity and don't want to see others in trouble. This is other thing that a true muslim has pain of all humanity
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Level 65
Apr 1, 2021
These are funny!
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Level 51
Apr 1, 2021
Ditto!
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Level 42
Apr 1, 2021
What is ditto
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Level 51
Apr 1, 2021
An expression meaning that they agree with someone.
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Level 54
Apr 2, 2021
I don't know why everyone is changing his name?
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Level 54
Apr 2, 2021
Oh, Sorry, I steal your name. When you become online, tell me, I will change it

Edit : I changed