Do you have a pet?

Yes. Throughout my life I have owned cats, dogs, fish, lizards, birds, bees, ants, chickens, turkeys, ducks, geese, camels, cows, sheep, rats, mice, foxes, hamsters, pigs, donkeys, weasels, ferrets, goats, monkeys, horses, llamas, hedgehogs, rabbits, squirrels, scorpions, snakes, spiders, bullfrogs, eagles, turtles, salamanders and de facto alligators, lorises, and alpacas.