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My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad
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Prom Night Dumpster Baby
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My boy between the two of us, we'll get you on that shorty bus
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Down's Syndrome Girl
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Now alcohol makes a big man small and can lead to a life of crime
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Mr. Booze
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Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney they'll tell you the same
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My Drunken Irish Dad
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Dort singen's: Drah' di net um - oh, oh, oh
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Der Kommissar
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Each jingle-bell is a requiem knell, and while you think it's swell, we are toiling in Hell!
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Christmastime is Killing Us
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On the western side of Quahog, if you'd care to come along
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Take Me Out To pLace Tonight
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We've travelled a bit and we've found, like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound
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Road to Rhode Island
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We were at the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock. And there they saw a rock.
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Rock Lobster
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I was sittin' in the kitchen one day and I was itchin' to fill up my belly with the pipin' hot jelly of the best damn treat in the world
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Pop Tart
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They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups. Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
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The FCC Song
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Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male
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Cowboy Butt Sex
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This is taking forever, that's why Brian is yawning, and Stewie's rubbing his eyes
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Checking Lottery Tickets
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Now a woman who'll kiss on a very first date is usually a hussy
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Shipoopi
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The bathroom's full of poop and pee and now you rubbed that on your teeth
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Why The Hell Do You Brush Your Teeth at Work
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