I am going to give you a clue based on the first few lines from Wikipedia, then whatever the first thing to comes to my mind to describe a country and you guess which one I'm thinking of. This should be fairly easy
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An island nation in East Asia, located in the Pacific Ocean; often called the "Land of the Rising Sun"::: This country really doesnt like whales and were dumb enough to attack America
Is a country in northern Eurasia; It is a federal semi-presidential republic. At 17,075,400 square kilometres (6,592,800 sq mi); is the largest country in the world, covering more than one-eighth of the Earth's inhabited land area::: Commies
is a landlocked country in Southeast Asia, bordered by Burma and the People's Republic of China to the northwest, Vietnam to the east, Cambodia to the south, and Thailand to the west. Since 1975, it has been ruled by a Marxist and communist government. Its population was estimated to be around 6.8 million in July 2014::: I only know this country exists because of the family that moved in next to the Hills on King of the Hill
Is a sovereign state in Europe. Lying off the north-western coast of the European mainland, is the 22nd-most populous country, with an estimated 64.5 million inhabitants. It is a constitutional monarchy with a parliamentary system of governance::: Soccer, tea and crumpets.
United Kingdom of Great Britain
Is a federal monarchy in Western Europe. It is a founding member of the European Union and hosts the EU's headquarters as well as those of several other major international organisations such as NATO::: Chocolate and waffles
A federal republic consisting of 50 states and a federal district::: Abraham Lincoln, flying on a giant bald eagle equipped with a machine gun.
United States of America
is a federal republic in North America. It is bordered on the north by the United States; on the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; on the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea::: "they took our jeerrbs"
It is a small, densely populated country, lying mainly in Western Europe, but also including three islands in the Caribbean; name literally means "Low Country", influenced by its low land and flat geography, with only about 50% of its land exceeding one metre above sea level::: A really good place to go if you like drugs.
is a parliamentary republic largely located in Western Asia with the portion of Eastern Thrace in Southeastern Europe; The Mediterranean Sea is to the south; the Aegean Sea to the west; and the Black Sea to the north; at the crossroads of Europe and Asia makes it a country of significant geostrategic importance.::: Your country is named after a bird I eat at Thanksgiving
Is the largest country in both South America and the Latin American region. It is the world's fifth largest country, both by geographical area and by population. It is the largest Portuguese-speaking country in the world, and the only one in the Americas::: Really good at soccer, unless you play Germany
is a unitary sovereign state comprising territory in western Europe and several overseas regions and territories; extends from the Mediterranean Sea to the English Channel and the North Sea, and from the Rhine to the Atlantic Ocean::: You didnt really invent fries and your tower is not that impressive.
is a federal parliamentary republic in western-central Europe. It includes 16 constituent states and covers an area of 357,021 square kilometres (137,847 sq mi) with a largely temperate seasonal climate; most populous member state in the European Union. After the United States, it is the second most popular migration destination in the world::: Hitler, NAZI
is a sovereign multinational state and unitary presidential constitutional democracy, located along the Gulf of Guinea and Atlantic Ocean, in the subregion of West Africa; means "Warrior King" in Mande; varied geography includes savannas, forests, springs, cave systems, mountains, estuaries, and nature reserves::: I only know this country because the USA always seems to play them in the World Cup
It is a unitary, constitutional republic comprising thirty-two departments; Since the 1960s, the country has suffered from an asymmetric low-intensity armed conflict, which escalated in the 1990s, but then decreased from 2000 onward::: Pablo Escobar, cocaine
It is the seventh-largest country by area, the second-most populous country with over 1.2 billion people, and the most populous democracy in the world::: way too crowded and muggy
is a country in southwest Europe. It is located on the Iberian Peninsula, and it is the westernmost country of mainland Europe; holds sovereignty over the Atlantic archipelagos of Azores and Madeira::: I think of Port Wine and Christiano Ronaldo
has a largely mediterranean climate; due to its shape, it is often referred to as "the boot"::: I really hope people in New Jersey are just giving you a bad name
is a Nordic island country between the North Atlantic and the Arctic Ocean. It has a population of 329,100 and an area of 103,000 km2 (40,000 sq mi), making it the most sparsely populated country in Europe; is volcanically and geologically active. The interior consists of a plateau characterised by sand and lava fields, mountains and glaciers, while many glacial rivers flow to the sea through the lowlands::: You were our enemy in Mighty Ducks 2
is a twin island country off the northern edge of South America, lying just off the coast of northeastern Venezuela and south of Grenada in the Lesser Antilles;The two main islands are divided into nine regions, and one ward::: So did your country copy the scuba flag or did they copy you?
Trinidad and Tobago
is a country bounded on the south by 2798 kilometers of coastline; is the 25th-largest country in the world by land area, and with close to 53 million people, is the world's 24th-most populous nation; is a multiethnic society encompassing a wide variety of cultures, languages, and religions::: possibly the most unoriginal name for a country ever but District 9 was cool