I actually, in fact, feel highly insulted by such, "Pineapple does not belong on pizza" business. I think it is utterly outrageous and should never be spoken of again. Pineapple does belong on pizza, as it is the most delicious topping that you can put on a pizza. It brings that element of sweetness that the pizza is missing because every other topping doesn't give you that heart-warming feeling when you bite into it. I mean seriously, what health benefits does some greasy pepperoni give you? Answer that one Hawaiian pizza haters. Pineapples have health benefits such as, loads of nutrients, it contains disease fighting antioxidants, it helps reduce the risk of cancer, and many others. Oh, how about I list some "health benefits" of greasy pepperoni. It not only is loaded with saturated fat, but it also can increase the risk of heart disease. You should realize that you have been eating pizza wrong! You should always include delicious pineapples instead of greasy pepperoni pieces. I win.