Shameless Character Quotes Quiz

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I was raised by a con artist, so I know one when I see one.

You like boys. Maybe I like girls.

You're not trying to look at my d*ck, are you?

You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head.

I had no idea people I knew could die.

I'm not homeless, I told you. I have a home. I'm just not welcome there.

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

No, no, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about your d*ck... in my dad's mouth. I'm not.

Watch out, 6th grade. Third time's the charm.

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I thought that's what you ladies wanted. A shared housework, wage equality, and all that Hunger Games, Lady Gaga girl power sh*t!

So what if she wouldn't put on the d*mn dress? Girls wear pants, Debbie.

I'm sure he means well, but you need to be with people who accept you for who you are, and they're out there. You should never apologize for being you.

Nothing's ever your problem. For once, you know, make something your problem.

OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet. I'm having a d*mn litter!

Everyone's beautiful on the inside. Way, way inside.

Ever try to play pool with a rope?

The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.