Movie Quotes by Genre: Comedy

Oh, stewardess. I speak jive.

That rug really tied the room together.

They're watering crops with a sports drink?

Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?

It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice!

The files are in the computer.

I never been in a cell that had no phone in it. Can I stay for a while? 'Cause I ordered a pizza.

I wish that for only one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.

Laces out!

I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude.

Well, well, well, the lair of the rage rhino. I smell the effluvium of pain and frustration.

Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

I don't kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby!

Oh, my God! Santa, here? I know him! I know him!

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.

Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

You're my boy, Blue!

I, Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear.

Did you ever flashy-thing me?

Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.

Fifty million dollars! Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?

This one time, at band camp ...

This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.

Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!