What Movie is That Line From?

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"There's a ton of food." / "Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog." / "No worries, we only eat cats."

"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships."

"Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself."

"What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

"I'm scared Poncho." / "Bullshit. You ain't afraid of no man." / "There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."

"Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!"

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."

"Hey, hey, Sal, how come you ain't got no brothers up on the wall here?" / "You want brothers up on the wall, get your own place.You can do what you want to do. You can put your brothers and uncles and nieces and nephews, step-fathers, step-mothers, whoever you want. See? But, this is my pizzeria. American Italians up on the wall."

"Nobody knows anybody. Not that well."

"Whose motorcycle is this?" / "It's a chopper, baby." / "Whose chopper is this?" / "It's Zed's." / "Who's Zed?" / "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"

"Swede, say something charming to the man." / "I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?"

"You know, you know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he's got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: "Creighton," I says. "I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can't even wipe your own god damn ass.""

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."

"You are the fool Mister Howie. Punch! One of the great fool victims of history. For you have accepted the role of King for a day; and who but a fool would do that."

"What's that?" / "It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail." / "No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a ____ing rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!"

"Noodles!" / "Go on, Noodles, your mother's calling you."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Do you go out with friends?" / "Well, a boy's best friend is his mother."

"Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it." / "Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?" / "Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces." / "Andy went to pieces?" / "No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued." / "Howie came unglued?" / "Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued."

"What are you drinkin'?" / "A cranberry juice." / "What is it, your period?"

"After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."

"Mathilda, don't you ever do that again, or I'll break your head. Got that?" / "Okay." / "I don't work like that. It's not professional. There is rules." / "Okay." / "And stop saying "okay" all the time, Okay?" / "Okay." / "Good."

(Translation)"After all these years, the only person I still can't capture is the girl with the glass of water. She's in the middle, yet she's on the outside." / "Maybe she's just different from the others." / "In what way?" / "I don't know." / "When she was little she can't have played much with other children. Maybe never."

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch"

"They're war slogans, Mr. Motss. We remember the slogans, we can't even remember the ____ing wars. You know why? That's show business. That's why we're here. Naked girl covered in Napalm. 'V for Victory'. Five Marines raising the flag, Mt. Suribachi. You remember the picture 50 years from now, you'll have forgotten the war. The Gulf War, smart bomb falling down a chimney. 2500 missions a day, 100 days. ONE video of ONE bomb Mr. Motss, the American people bought that war. War is show business - that's why we're here."

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"You don't look like a criminal." / "I'm a white-collar criminal."

(Translation)"You died Saturday at 5:00 p.m. The prison doctor confirmed suicide after an overdose of tranquillizers. You're buried in Maisons-Alfort, row 8, plot 30."(Shows her pictures of her own funeral) / "Titi... That's Titi!" / "I work, let's say, for the government. We've decided to give you another chance." / "What do I do?" / "Learn. Learn to read, walk, talk, smile and even fight. Learn to do everything." / "What for?" / "To serve your country." / "What if I don't want to?" / "Row 8, Plot 30."

"Boards don't hit back."