A Bible based marriage - according to Betty Bowers

'Here's a well known fact, all you once saved trash out there have no idea what constitutes a Bible based marriage, and here's a little known secret, neither do Christians!' With the Bible verses as hints, can you answer all of the definitions that America's best Christian Betty Bowers distinguishes as 'Bible based' marriage?
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Last updated: December 7, 2016
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Bible verse
A Bible based marriage is...
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Genesis 1:1 to 2:3
Between one man, one woman, and
the son she seduces after he's killed his only brother
Genesis 20:12
Between one man and
his sister
Genesis 16:3
Between one man and
the help
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
Between one woman and
her rapist
Genesis 19:26
Between one man and
a kitchen condiment
Judges 21:7-23
Between one man and
a gal he's kidnapped and raped right after her mother, father, brother and slutty sister are slaughtered
1 Chronicles 3:1-9
Between one man and
a woman, another woman, yet another woman, a few more women, an adulterer, and a pack of raped whores
Kings 11:1
Between one man and
700 wives and 300 concubines
1 Chronicles 2:34
Between daddy's little girl and
the slave daddy hired to rape her
Matthew 19:9-29
Between one man and
as many women as he wants, as long he has them all at once
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But it is NOT between one man and
another man
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Level 57
Dec 7, 2016
Some of that is a stretch. I get your point but for instance Solomon might have had 700 wives & 300 concubines but God forbade it.

A more interesting point to me is evangelicals divorce at a higher rate than the rest of the population and that is forbidden in the Bible

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Level 70
Dec 7, 2016
Interesting addition. I just want to reiterate this quiz is for entertainment and the last thing I want is to cause acrimony (-:
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Level 74
Dec 7, 2016
Darkly hilarious - but with these seriously specific answers you might want to add in a lot more type-ins!