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Hint	Quote	% Correct
To the president of Nigeria	You look like you're ready for {bed}.	58%
To the Scottish Women's Institute	British women can’t {cook}.	53%
To a trekker in Papua New Guinea	You managed not to get {eaten} then?	53%
To a woman solicitor	I thought it was against the law for a woman to {solicit}.	42%
On the Duke of York's house	It looks like a {tart’s} bedroom.	37%
To a tourist in Budapest	You can’t have been here long, you haven’t got a {pot belly}.	26%
To the Cayman Islands	Aren’t most of you descended from {pirates}?	21%
His description of Beijing	Ghastly	21%
His description of Stoke-on-Trent	Ghastly	21%
When in Rome	I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a {beer}!	21%
To Annabel Goldie	That’s a nice tie... Do you have any {knickers} in that material?	21%
To a woman sea cadet	Do you work in a {strip club}?	16%
To Helmut Kohl	Good day, {Reichskanzler}.	11%
To Elton John	Oh, it’s you that owns that {ghastly car}, is it?	11%
To a country	We don't come to {Canada} for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.	11%
At a Duke of Edinburgh award ceremony	Young people are the same as they always were: just as {ignorant}.	11%
	I never see any home cooking – all I get is {fancy stuff}.	5%
To Alfredo Stroessner	It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t {ruled by its people}.	5%
On the British Berlin embassy	It’s a vast {waste of space}.	5%
To Tom Jones	It’s difficult to see how it’s possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most {hideous songs}.	5%
	Only a Scotsman can really survive a {Scottish education}.	5%
	People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married {Americans}.	5%
	We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up {polo}.	5%
To a civil servant	You’re just a silly little Whitehall {twit}.	5%