Statistics for Keeping Up Appearances - Quotes

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Answer	% Correct
It's my sister Violet, the one with the swimming pool, sauna, and room for a {pony}	100%
The {Bucket} residence, the lady of the house speaking	91%
Why do you think people look so stunned at my {candlelight} suppers?	82%
What discourages me about looking for your father is we usually {find him}	68%
Elizabeth do pass around my Royal Doulton with the hand-painted {periwinkles}	59%
They are my family and I love them dearly, especially at this time of year, when it {gets dark} early	36%
They're invited to my waterside supper with {riparian} entertainment	36%
You can always tell {breeding}	32%
How fares the church worldwide then, vicar? For instance, what is the {missionary} position in China these days?	18%
Listen, Daisy. Tell Onslow to put a shirt on while I'm on the telephone; I can always sense him there, {expanding}	18%
I should have thought postmen would be trained to recognise {first-class stamp} houses	14%
I want to return this ex-certificate up-to-no-good underwear that was left in errror at the charity shop; I know this is the right address because you left a {poll tax demand} in the bag	14%
If there's one thing that distinguishes us from other people, it's the absence of {vulgar noises}	5%
I'm here for charitable purposes, otherwise I wouldn't be seen dead in a {distorting mirror}	5%
Of course Daddy’s not missing, I expect he’s just {mislaid}	5%