Onion News headlines

Complete the headlines from the Onion News Network by filling in the blanks
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Last updated: January 21, 2016
First submittedJanuary 21, 2016
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Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not _____ ____
Glenn Beck
U.S shocked _______ not in Africa
China Celebrates Status as Number One ________
_____ ____ Found in Hamburger
Human head
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The __________ ________
Annoyingly Cheerful
First Female ________ Hailed As Step Forward For Women
Bratz Dolls May Give Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of ____ ____
Head Size
Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring ____ To North Korea
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A '____' Video
Prague's Kafka International Named ____ __________ _______
Most Alienating Airport
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of _______ _______ Against Pakistan
Hillary Clinton
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With ______ ________
Raging Wildfire
New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who ____ ____ ____ _____
Don't Love Each Other
Video Game Consists Solely Of ________ _____ __ ____
Shooting People In Face
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By ___ __________
His Presidency
Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of ______
_____ ______ Just Like Any Other Female Human'
Cindy McCain
Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing _____ ____ Overseas
Child Care
US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through ____________
Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting ______
Level 56
Jan 21, 2016
i saw about 5 of these...
Level 49
Nov 12, 2018
I haven't seen any of these. I have seen the movie though and a lot of more recent Onion articles.