Statistics for Onion News headlines

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Headline	Answer	% Correct
First Female ________ Hailed As Step Forward For Women	Dictator	75%
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By ___ __________	His Presidency	63%
U.S shocked _______ not in Africa	Andorra	50%
Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing _____ ____ Overseas	Child Care	50%
Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting ______	Denny's	50%
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A '____' Video	Good	50%
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of _______ _______ Against Pakistan	Hillary Clinton	50%
_____ ____ Found in Hamburger	Human head	50%
Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring ____ To North Korea	Moon	50%
_____ ______ Just Like Any Other Female Human'	Cindy McCain	38%
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not _____ ____	Glenn Beck	38%
Prague's Kafka International Named ____ __________ _______	Most Alienating Airport	38%
China Celebrates Status as Number One ________	Polluter	38%
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With ______ ________	Raging Wildfire	38%
Video Game Consists Solely Of ________ _____ __ ____	Shooting People In Face	38%
Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of ______	Waving	38%
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The __________ ________	Annoyingly Cheerful	25%
US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through ____________	Cash4Gold.com	25%
New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who ____ ____ ____ _____	Don't Love Each Other	25%
Bratz Dolls May Give Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of ____ ____	Head Size	25%