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Major-General's Song Lyrics

Write out all the words to the Major-General's song from the Gilbert and Sullivan musical Pirates of Penzance.
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Answer
I
am
the
very
model
of
a
modern
Major-General
I've
information
vegetable
animal
and
mineral
I
know
the
kings
of
England
and
I
quote
from
fights
historical
from
Marathon
to
Waterloo
in
order
categorical
I
am
very
well
acquainted
too
with
matters
mathematical
I
understand
equations
both
the
simple
and
quadratical
about
binomial
theorem
I
am
teeming
with
a
lot
o'
news
with
many
cheerful
facts
about
the
square
Answer
of
the
hypotenuse
I
am
very
good
at
integral
and
differential
calculus
I
know
the
scientific
names
of
beings
animalculous
in
short
in
matters
vegetable
animal
and
mineral
I
am
the
very
model
of
a
modern
Major-General
I
know
our
mythic
history
King
Arthur's
and
Sir
Caradoc's
I
answer
hard
acrostics
I've
a
pretty
taste
for
paradox
I
quote
in
elegiacs
all
the
crimes
of
Heliogabalus
in
conics
I
Answer
can
floor
peculiarities
parabolous
I
can
tell
undoubted
Raphaels
from
Gerard
Downs
and
Zoffanies
I
know
the
croaking
chorus
from
The
Frogs
of
Aristophanes
then
I
can
hum
a
fugue
of
which
I've
heard
the
music's
din
afore
and
whistle
all
the
airs
from
that
infernal
nonsense
Pinafore
then
I
can
write
a
washing
bill
in
Babylonic
Cuneiform
and
tell
you
every
detail
of
Caractacus's
uniform
in
short
in
Answer
matters
vegetable
animal
and
mineral
I
am
the
very
model
of
a
modern
Major-General
in
fact
when
I
know
what
is
meant
by
mamelon
and
ravelin
and
I
can
tell
at
sight
a
mauser
rifle
from
a
javelin
when
such
affairs
as
sorties
and
surprises
I'm
more
wary
at
and
when
I
know
precisely
what
is
meant
by
commissariat
when
I
have
learnt
what
progress
has
been
made
in
Answer
modern
gunnery
when
I
know
more
of
tactics
than
a
novice
in
a
nunnery
in
short
when
I've
a
smattering
of
elemental
strategy
you'll
say
a
better
Major-General
has
never
sat
a
gee
for
my
military
knowlege
though
I'm
plucky
and
adventury
has
only
been
brought
down
to
the
beginning
of
the
century
but
still
in
matters
vegetable
animal
and
mineral
i
am
the
very model
of
a
modern
Major-General
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Level 31
Mar 14, 2024
Great quiz, but it needs more time.