Quote | Episode | % Correct |
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We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!" | Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm | 72%
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"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" | Band Geeks | 67%
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"Can we say plants from Texas are dumb?" | Texas | 65%
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"What did you do to my drink?!" | Fools in April | 58%
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"Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. Or the medium way." | Gary takes a Bath | 53%
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"This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness." | Rock Bottom | 53%
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"Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward has been living at my house driving me crazy! And you're not gonna hire him back just because of a stupid dime!" | Can You Spare A Dime? | 51%
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"Why is everything chrome?" | SB-129 | 51%
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"I hate all of you." | Karate Choppers | 49%
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"It's not a boulder. It's a rock! A rock! A rock! It's a big beautiful, old rock." | Pizza Delivery | 49%
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"Why? Why did you set me on fire, Spongebob?" | Procrastination | 49%
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"But the door is locked and the only other way out is through the... perfume department." | Shanghaied | 49%
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"Can you move it along, I'm all out of time cards." | Wet Painters | 49%
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"Where's the leak, ma'am?" | Frankendoodle | 47%
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"Remember: Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli." | Imitation Krabs | 47%
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"You promised these children Krabby the Clown, but all I saw out there was... Cheapy the Cheapskate." | Krabby Land | 47%
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"Mediocre?" | Plankton! | 47%
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"... this huge guy who's carrying the real competitor: Patrick Star!" | The Fry Cook Games | 47%
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"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma." | The Secret Box | 47%
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"I'd like to call this little number 'Striped Sweater'." | As Seen On TV | 44%
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"Hey everybody! It's Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin!" | Bubble Buddy | 44%
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"So, you kill him. He makes you a sweater out of tears, and you kill him." | Dying For Pie | 44%
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"I burnt my hand... at night." | Graveyard Shift | 44%
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"Oh, puh-lease. I have no soul." | Just One Bite | 44%
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"May I take your hat, sir. May I take your hat, sir. May I..." | Squilliam Returns | 44%
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"Who you calling Pinhead?" | Survival of the Idiots | 44%
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"I NEED IT!" | Tea at the Treedome | 44%
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"Squidward's last name is Tentacles?" | The Great Snail Race | 44%
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"Or worse, it might eat Sandy's pets." | Wormy | 44%
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"I got it. Let's get naked." | Chocolate With Nuts | 42%
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"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells smelly." | Help Wanted | 42%
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"Are you gonna order something or just make friends with the paneling?" | Krusty Krab Training Video | 42%
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"Help... can't... open mayonnaise." | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II | 42%
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"Come on! You know... I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me...wumbo? Wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, the study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!" | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV | 42%
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"I thought this was a restaurant not a gutter mouth convention." | Sailor Mouth | 42%
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"Don't touch me, I sterile." | Suds | 42%
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"How many times have we got to teach you this lesson, old man?" | The Bully | 42%
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"I defy you, Heartman" | Valentine's Day | 42%
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"Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?" | Clams | 40%
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"Not until four." | I Had an Accident | 40%
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"Not at all, boy. DEUUEAUGH!" | Something Smells | 40%
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"I hate this channel." | Squidville | 40%
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"Mr. Krabs, I want to go to bed!" | Arrgh! | 37%
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"Sideburns." | Grandma's Kisses | 37%
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"I surrender!" | Krab-Borg | 37%
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"It's not my wallet." | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III | 37%
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"Who are you people?!" | Prehibernation Week | 37%
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"I soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it!" | The Algaes Always Greener | 37%
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" I already told you, that award is a bunch of... baloney." | Employee of the Month | 35%
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"Firmly grasp it!" | Jellyfishing | 35%
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"I'll give him eleven minutes." | Nature Pants | 35%
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"How tough am I? How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast." | No Weenies Allowed | 35%
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"That's disgusting. We just want the hat back." | One Krabs Trash | 35%
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"Dude, your teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down." | Artist Unknown | 33%
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"Just like a genie!" | Christmas Who? | 33%
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"He likes chili." | Doing Time | 33%
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"He only liked me for my shorts!" | Dumped | 33%
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"On time percentage: 12%" | Spongebob Meets the Strangler | 33%
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"I overdid the speech again, didn't I?" | Hall Monitor | 30%
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"She doesn't like to talk about it." | Krusty Love | 30%
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"Thanks, Farmer Brown." | Pickles | 30%
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"I'm every bit as cool as Larry and if I'm not then let me be struck by... a flying ice cream truck. And live!" | Spongeguard on Duty | 30%
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"Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb. | The Camping Episode | 30%
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"Oh, there you are dummy. You sure come in handy." | The Chaperone | 30%
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"You almost tore a guys arm off for a penny." | Born Again Krabs | 28%
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"Squidward, you and your nose definitely won't fit in." | Club Spongebob | 28%
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"No, but I'm married." | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy | 28%
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"Why should I waste money lighting the whole store?" | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V | 28%
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"Patrick, that's not a ride." | Mid-Life Crustacean | 28%
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"I'd hate you even if that made sense." | New Student Starfish | 28%
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"What about root beer?" | Plankton's Army | 28%
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"You!" | Reef Blower | 28%
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"You said you were Spongebob, Spongebob." | Snowball Effect | 28%
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"Spongeboy, me bob!" | Squeaky Boots | 28%
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"And the parrot is winning." | Ugh | 28%
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"Is it already time to ruin Squid's day?" | Home Sweet Pineapple | 26%
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"This is definitely a snail." | I Was a Teenage Gary | 26%
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"Your a mystery, Spongebob." | My Pretty Seahorse | 26%
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"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." | Naughty Nautical Neighbors | 26%
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"Guys, the talking dog at the Shell Shack is singing! C'mon." | Patty Hype | 26%
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"Twins." | Sandy's Rocket | 26%
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"I think she should get both." | Squirrel Jokes | 26%
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"All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original." | The Paper | 26%
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"Hey, I'm gonna tie your shoes if you don't give that back." | Walking Small | 26%
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"Guess who just quit." | Big Pink Loser | 23%
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"Hey, I doubt it." | Boating School | 23%
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"Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes!" | Bubblestand | 23%
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"So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny!" | Culture Shock | 23%
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"Why haven't I worn this yet?" | Idiot Box | 23%
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"Do I have to follow you all day?" | I'm Your Biggest Fanatic | 23%
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"I'm not sure. I feel... a disturbance." | Missing Identity | 23%
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"But I can see it." | Pranks A Lot | 23%
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"And now with the addition of two, count 'em, two marshmallows." | Ripped Pants | 23%
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"What's the matter, is he stupid?" | Rock-A-Bye Bivalve | 23%
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"Aha, a confession. Next time think before you litter." | Squid on Strike | 23%
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"Did you think my shell was full of hot air?" | Sleepy Time | 21%
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"Hello, pole." | Bossy Boots | 19%
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"There's a nasty barnacle under table nine." | Hooky | 19%
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"But don't genius live in a lamp?" | I'm With Stupid | 19%
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"C'mon, Spongebob, tackle me." | Opposite Day | 19%
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"Well, I guess it's time to move again." | Party Pooper Pants | 19%
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"I will destroy the Krusty Krab." | Squid's Day Off | 19%
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"Hey, I'm not your grandfather." | The Sponge Who Could Fly | 19%
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"The squeaky bolt on this door was driving me crazy." | Jellyfish Hunter | 16%
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"Oh, let me try: Uh, hey punk." | Life of Crime | 16%
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"I'm kind of in the mood for tacos." | Welcome to the Chum Bucket | 16%
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"What happens after we eat em?" | F.U.N. | 14%
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"I didn't need to see that." | Jellyfish Jam | 14%
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"Not on your life, sport." | Pressure | 14%
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"I am not Spongebob. Those are my street clothes." | Scaredy Pants | 14%
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"Oh, gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea. And maybe I should cook the patties and do the dishes and wear square pants and live in a pineapple while you wait in the unemployment line!" | Your Shoe's Untied | 14%
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"You really haven't got any brains at all, have ye, son? | Nasty Patty | 12%
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"Spongebob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?" | Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost | 12%
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"Why are we hanging around here watching a cheap imitation?" | The Smoking Peanut | 12%
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"Well, you're smelly." | MuscleBob BuffPants | 9%
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"Hey, the light changed" | Neptune's Spatula | 7%
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"It tastes just like I dreamt it would." | No Free Rides | 7%
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