Michael
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I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
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I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all
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I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cos my buddy kinda left me alone
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But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
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Or pretend to check a text on my phone
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Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
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And through no fault of mine there's no other half there
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Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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Forget how long its been
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I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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No, you can't come in!
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I'm waiting it out 'till it's time to leave
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And picking at grout as I softly grieve
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Oh, I'm just Michael who you don't know
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Michael flying solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself
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I am hiding but he's out there just ignoring all our history
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Memories get erased and I'll get replaced with a newer, cooler version of me
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And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door
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"I wanna dance with somebody!"
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And my feelings sink 'cos it makes me think
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Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
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Now it's just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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I half regret the beers
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Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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As I choke back the tears
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I'll wait as long as I need 'till my face is dry
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Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye
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Oh, I'm just Michael who you don't know
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Michael flying solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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They're gonna start to shout soon
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Oh, hell yeah, I'll be out soon
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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It sucks he left me here alone
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Here in this teenage battle-zone
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Clang, clang, clang, clang
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I feel the pressure blowing up
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Bang, bang, bang, bang
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My big mistake was showing up
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Splash, splash, splash, splash
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I throw some water in my face
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And I am in a better place
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I go to open up the door
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But I can't hear knocking anymore
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And I can't help but yearn for a different time
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And then I look in the mirror
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And the present is clearer
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And there's no denying I'm just- (sobbing) - at a party
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Is there a sadder sight than (humming)
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Michael in the bathroom at a party?
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This a heinous night
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I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
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Or wish I offed myself instead, wish I was never born
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Oh, I'm just Michael who's a loner
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So he must be a stoner
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Rides a PT Cruiser
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God, he's such a loser!
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Michael flying solo
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Who you think that you know
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself
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All by himself
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All by himself
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All you know about me is my name
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Awesome party, I'm so glad I came
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