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Adam & Barbara
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Betelgeuse
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Lydia
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[Gasp] You could use a buddy
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Don't you want a pal? [Yes I do, yes I do]
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Girl, the way I see it your daddy should be leaving and you should stick around...
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And kill him
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What?
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Nothing
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So, Lydia, don't end yourself, defend yourself
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Daddy is the one you should maim
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Together we'll exterminate, ASSASSINATE
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No!
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The finer points can wait
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But first you gotta say my name
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Go ahead and jump but that wont stop him
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Here you got a solid plan B option
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I could bring your daddy so much pain
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All you gotta do is say my name
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Girl, just say it three times in a row
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And you wont believe how far I'll go
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I'm on the bench but, coach, just put me in the game
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All you gotta do is say my name
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I don't know your name
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Well I can't say it
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How about a game of charades?
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Yes, let's play it!
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Two words
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Right
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Second word
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Uh-huh
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Drink
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No
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Beverage
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No
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Wine
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No!
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Juice
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Yes!
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Ok. First word
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Ok
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Bug
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No
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Ant
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Close, but no
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Beetle
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Yes!
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Beetlejuice?
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Wow, I'm impressed
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And all you gotta do is say my name three times
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Three times in a row
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It must be spoken unbroken
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Ready?
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Yeah
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OK, go!
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Beetlejuice
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Yes?
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Beetlejuice
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YES
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OH, OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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-cause
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What!?
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Your so smart, a stand-up bro
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I'll think about your offer, let you know
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But I prefer my chances down below
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Beetlejuice
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Yes
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Beetlejuice
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Yes
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nNO!
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Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
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I've been swimming with piranhas, I don't need a shark
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Yes life sucks, but not that much
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Ok, Beetlejuce
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Eh!
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Beetlejuice
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Uhh!
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Be a doll and spare the lecture
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I'm off'rin' you a full-time spectre
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Are you any good?
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You betcha! Trust me, baby
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I just met ya, really, it's a flattering offer
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Don'tcha wanna see dad suffer?
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I think I'd rather just jump off-
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NO!
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I may be suicidal but, Beetlejuice, it's not as if I've lost my mind
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So, playing hardball huh? You are... tougher than you look
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I just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
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Got any references?
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Lydia, there you are!
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Are you all right?
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A-dawg, B-town, my old pals!
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You get away from her! Lydia, this is a DANGEROUSLY UNSTABLE INDIVIDUAL
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(Possession noises)
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Beetlejuice is sexy, Beetlejuice is smart
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BJ is a graduate of Ju-li-ard
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He can help. We found him on Yelp
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Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
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Every word is the truth
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
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What the heck was that!?
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So VIOLATING
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There ya go, kid, a couple of five-star reviews
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What was that?
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That was Possession
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Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson
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Any ghost?
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Pretty much. Any ghost'll do, sure
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Then, Beetlejuice... what do I need you for?
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Woah. Woah. Woah, woah, woah.
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Hold up. Hold up, girl, I'm your pal
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They're sweet but I'm a demon straight from hell
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I know I went a little hard on the sell
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But we're BFFFF's forever
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Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [Splat]
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Lydia!
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What? He was already dead. And, you heard what he said
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Any ghost can do that possession stuff
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We don't need that demon
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The three of alone can wreck Dad's evnin'
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Together we can make a grown man weep
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Guy's I got a dinner date to keep
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Ok, so what's the plan?
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Teach Dad a lesson
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He is gonna fReAk when we possess him
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So he wants the perfect daughter?
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I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
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Yeah! I got game!
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I'm gonna make him say my name
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Make him say your name
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I'll make him say my name
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Make him say your name
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I'll make him say my naaaaaame
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Make him say your name
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Not-run-ning-a-wayyyy
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I'll make him say my NAME
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