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The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Last updated: September 8, 2020
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Description
Country
The Land Of Opportunism
United States
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
East Timor
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Niger
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Ethiopia
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Yemen
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Uruguay
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Andorra
Running On Fumes
Bahrain
Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us
Armenia
A Popular Nuke Destination
Marshall Islands
Description
Country
Living High Off The Land
Bolivia
Huddled In The Corner Of Africa
Guinea
They Had It Coming
Iraq
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Sierra Leone
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Poland
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Turkmenistan
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Mexico
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Sweden
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Canada
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Zimbabwe
Pacybwoah
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Level 60
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
sealsi6
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Level 58
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!
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