Memorable Movie Quotes

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"On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of His true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?"

"Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon. She says she's the devil himself. And if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte."

"I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot."

"So, 1100 men went into the water, 316 men came out. The sharks took the rest. June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

"Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick."

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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Neighbors bring food with death, and flowers with sickness, and little things in between. Boo was our neighbor. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a knife, and our lives."

"We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option."

"That dog? You couldn't sic that dog on me if I was comin' at you with a straight razor in each hand!"

"I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite."