President Snow: Hey Seneca Crane, District 12 just sent us this package of mining...
Seneca Crane: Wow, what a useless package to send us. I'd rather they sent us the minerals they mined for us. Or, some coal for my fireplace. What can i do with mining....
Plutarch: You guys are dumb. District 13 is going to make you wish you drank nightlock, instead of cracking corny jokes
Haymitch: Nah, they are dumb. They don't know that mining is actually a verb, and you can't send someone a verb. Hey, Im going to send you a package of jetpacking.... cause that makes sense. Oh wait, Im drunk.
Johanna: You guys are idiots... Just drown me in more water... so I don't have to read this anymore!
President Coin: Hahaha, At least I got shot, with an arrow, by the person I gave it to. Im dumb