Movie Quotes 1980's Comedies

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That's the fact, jack

When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine

This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.

By the way, food and rent are not the only things around here that cost money, you sleep on the couch.

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

And I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there's a new sheriff in town. And his name is Reggie Hammond. So y'all be cool. Right on.

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I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls

I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that.

Of all the guys who I thought were gonna make it, Hightower was the one. I mean, if all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.

No, no, that's too limited... nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. I can't even set you up for a commercial. You played a *tomato* for 30 seconds - they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

And may the Schwartz be with youuuyoyoy - oh what a world, what a world!

l can't see anything. - Use your open eye, Frank.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!