Snooker Loopy Quiz

All these questions are about the song 'Snooker Loopy'.
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Who wrote and performed 'Snooker Loopy'?
Chas and Dave
In what year was 'Snooker Loopy' released?
1986
Where did it reach in the UK Single's Chart?
6
How many snooker players sang on the track?
5
What was the collective name of these snooker players turned backing vocalists?
Matchroom Mob
Who's missing: Terry Griffiths, Steve Davis, Dennis Taylor, Willie Thorne and....
Tony Meo
Once you've potted the red, what should you do next?
Screw back
Alright lyrics time: Old Meo's got loads of what?
Dapper suits
He's London bred so he keeps his head but he's got what roots?
Italian
What does he always do when he reaches the final?
Pipe his eyeballs
Nowadays, Den pots the lot (long-shots and all). How does he manage this?
Because he wears these goggles
Terry's from Wales, so he's called a what?
Taff
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Where was he born?
In a gaff
If he wins he going to buy another eight hairbrushes for what?
His barnet
What's happened to poor Willie Thorne?
His hair's all gone
What do his mates say?
Take the rise
What did his opponent say?
Cover up his head
Why did his oppoent say that?
Because it's shining in his eyes
What happens when the ligt shine down on his bare crown?
It's a cert he's going to walk it
What should Willie do to his bare crown?
Perhaps he ought to chalk it
What happened to Steve last year?
He came near to winning the snooker crown
Why couldn't he put the crown on his ginger nut?
Because the black ball wouldn't go down
Barry doesn't care who wins this year, why?
He's got the rest of them signed up
Random snooker question: Who won the World Championship in 2003?
Mark Williams
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