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Answer
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Who wrote and performed 'Snooker Loopy'?
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Chas and Dave
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In what year was 'Snooker Loopy' released?
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1986
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Where did it reach in the UK Single's Chart?
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6
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How many snooker players sang on the track?
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5
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What was the collective name of these snooker players turned backing vocalists?
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Matchroom Mob
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Who's missing: Terry Griffiths, Steve Davis, Dennis Taylor, Willie Thorne and....
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Tony Meo
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Once you've potted the red, what should you do next?
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Screw back
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Alright lyrics time: Old Meo's got loads of what?
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Dapper suits
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He's London bred so he keeps his head but he's got what roots?
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Italian
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What does he always do when he reaches the final?
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Pipe his eyeballs
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Nowadays, Den pots the lot (long-shots and all). How does he manage this?
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Because he wears these goggles
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Terry's from Wales, so he's called a what?
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Taff
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Where was he born?
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In a gaff
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If he wins he going to buy another eight hairbrushes for what?
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His barnet
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What's happened to poor Willie Thorne?
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His hair's all gone
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What do his mates say?
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Take the rise
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What did his opponent say?
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Cover up his head
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Why did his oppoent say that?
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Because it's shining in his eyes
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What happens when the ligt shine down on his bare crown?
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It's a cert he's going to walk it
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What should Willie do to his bare crown?
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Perhaps he ought to chalk it
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What happened to Steve last year?
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He came near to winning the snooker crown
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Why couldn't he put the crown on his ginger nut?
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Because the black ball wouldn't go down
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Barry doesn't care who wins this year, why?
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He's got the rest of them signed up
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Random snooker question: Who won the World Championship in 2003?
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Mark Williams
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