The Soccer Quiz for Americans

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In many confused countries around the world, soccer is called ________.

In soccer, you're not allowed to touch the ball with your _____.

Unless you are the ______.

For some stupid reason, soccer games are allowed to end in a ___.

The most important skill for a soccer player is pretending to be _______.

The big soccer championship that everyone else gets so excited about every 4 years is called the _____ ___.

Name a country that you think is probably pretty good at soccer. Like, they’ve won the championship mentioned above (men’s version) before.

Unlike the U.S. men’s team, the U.S. women’s team actually doesn’t suck! They’ve even won the championship mentioned above! How many times have they done that?

The international governing body of soccer is called ____, but you probably know it better as the name of the EA soccer video game series.

This Harry Potter sport would essentially just be flying soccer if you ignored the snitch and the bludgers.

This sport, which is basically just soccer on ice, is much better than soccer because it is more violent.

There’s actually a professional soccer league in the U.S.! What’s it called?

Can you name any champion of this league from the past ten years?

This Brazilian man is generally considered the greatest soccer player of all time, so you’ve probably even heard of him.

This Englishman was a very good soccer player. He married a Spice Girl, and they made a movie with his name in it. Then, after he got old and wasn’t good anymore, he came to play in the U.S.

CHALLENGE: Name a team that has won the English Premier League by randomly typing in cities in England.