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Terrible Jokes

I tell the jokes, you guess the punchlines!
Quiz by SirBen
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Last updated: March 22, 2019
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First submittedMarch 22, 2019
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Joke
Punchline
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
What animal is the best at baseball?
A bat
A man walks into a bar...
Ouch
What kind of bone will a dog not eat?
A trombone
Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
Why didn't the skeleton ask anyone to the prom?
He didn't have the guts
Joke
Punchline
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
His sleevies
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Grains
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
What do superheroes have in their drinks?
Just ice
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
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